Paris Hilton To Be Charged With A Drug Felony

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Whoops! Maybe it’s time to start worrying!

Paris Hilton is being charged with a felony — possession of a controlled substance — .8 grams of cocaine to be exact.

The police report of the arrest explained that the cop stopped Paris’ Escalade and smelled “the strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle.”

After a mob of 100 people had gathered, Paris asked to be excused to the restroom in the hotel.

Outside the restroom, Paris asked the cop for her purse so she could get some lip balm.

Said the cop:

"As she began to open it, I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie begin to fall from the purse and into my hand."

That’s some shit luck for Paris.

The cop also found a “broken tablet of Albuterol” (medication used for wheezing) in the purse. Paris told the cop that the Albuterol was hers, but that the purse wasn’t.

It looks like there’s been a shift in celebrity culture: sex tapes are out, going to prison is in.

Give Lilo a call, Paris. She’s an old pro at this whole prison game!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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    Posted: Aug 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm / Email this  »

    11 comments to “Paris Hilton To Be Charged With A Drug Felony”



    1. 1

      paris is so fucking stupid. you have everything in the world, stop doing drugs! hopefully she wont get away with it this time



    2. 2

      you know you titled this the same exact way the website that you copied this from did????



    3. 3

      PENDEJA BABOSA!!!!



    4. 4

      This stupid WHORE SKANK couldn't be more of a loser IF her name was HoHan ! Really…what a dumbo ! Please, please, will some Judge stand up to all these celebutards, and make an example of her, and give her a HARD sentence…No 're-hab', No 'community service', No 'Just say no and go and tell' Public Service Announcement ! Send this waste of skin to prison ! This ain't her first brush with the law, and the little TWAT needs to be taught a lesson ! Oh, If only she had been caught in TEXAS !



    5. 5

      The prosecutor doesn't need to spout off about it being a felony because her attorney will be allowed to plead the charges down to nothing. Even if they could make the charges stick she won't get felony time for it.
      It really is just newspaper copy…



    6. 6

      What a SHALLOW life this WHORE SKANK leads …..



    7. 7

      If the purse wasn't hers she would have said so before she opened it.



    8. 8

      "The purse isn't mine." THAT IS THE STUPIDEST EXCUSE EVER!!! THIS BITCH BETTER GO TO JAIL!!!! Im sick of rich famous people getting away with stuff a normal person couldn't



    9. 9

      Um, why isn't anyone talking about the Albuterol? Women abuse this drug because it raises their body temperature a few degrees and they sweat to lose weight. Some one needs to warn people against this terrible drug!



    10. 10

      OMG. LUCK? NOT!!! Its called KARMA. This b itch had it coming for a very very very long time. Hope she is put away for a very very very long time so my impressionable daughters will see that being rich does NOT make you entitled. I CANNOT stand this media parasite.



    11. 11

      So how did she know that lip balm was in the purse? She also freshen up her face in the bathroom. Ah, if everyday people request a trip to the bathroom it will be one in jailhouse! If she had said no that's not my purse BEFORE she took the balm out she would have been fine. But, for it to fall into the officer's hand and then she says it's not hers???? WTF!