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Snooki's Stoopid Famewhoring Boyfriend Proposes To Her On Magazine Cover!

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She needs to get away from this famewhoring douchebag immediately!

The latest piece of trash to attach himself to our most beloved Snooki Snickers, Jeff Miranda, has reached new levels of desperation this week by posing on the cover of the only magazine that would have him, Steppin' Out, and proposing to the Jersey Shore star - VIA THE MAGAZINE!


This guy is so much worse than the last one!

And if that much douchery in one photo didn't nauseate you enough, here are some of the fragments of dumbass to escape this moron's brain!

On Snooks:

I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She's so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She'll be a great mother. I think Nicole will be shocked by this cover story and the fact that I'm asking her to marry me on the cover. But once she deals with the shock I think she'll say yes. I really do. In fact, I know she'll say yes. MTV won't like that I'm doing this, but I don't care. I love her and want to be with her.

I will never break her heart. She's such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we're a match made in heaven. People think I'm using her for fame. But that's bullshit. They're just haters. I've always had my heart broken. While I was in Iraq a girl at home broke my heart. She said she would wait for me and she didn't. I wouldn't want Nicole to go through the same pain. I didn't ask for camera's in my face. It came with the territory. But I'm willing to put up with it for Nicole. I just want to be with Nicole and make her happy. I can make her the happiest girl in the world. I have very strong feelings for her.

On claims that he's he an awful abusive fuck:

What she said about me it totally insane. She's totally lying. She's trying to make my name the worst name you could ever hear. The truth is she was cheating on me so I got mad. I won't deny that. But what really happened is she tried to force her way into my house to get back an X-Box she had bought me for my birthday. She pushed my mother and sister aside and stormed into my room. She actually kicked my sister. That got me really angry. But I never laid my hands on her. She spit in my face and started hitting me in my own house. All I did is restrain her from hitting me. There was never a gun involved. She made up the whole story. That's all she's good at doing. She got laid off from her job and she's just looking for money from the tabloids. The truth is the judge threw the whole case out and had to have her removed from the court room. She's crazy. It all started because I wouldn't buy her a $10,000 boob job. I'm sure Nicole (Snooki) will ignore the story. She knows it's not true.

On Snooki's castmate Vinny:

Personally I didn't get along with him. I don't like him as a person. He's not a very social guy to me. He's very stand-offish. He thinks he's hot shit. I think he's a jerk off. I'm not going to lie. He should lighten up and start smiling. He acts like a jerk off when people say hi to him. He should be more appreciative to the fans who watch him and like him. He's just an asshole to everyone. I've seen him in action. Trust me, he's an asshole.

On Angelina and her claims against Jeff:

Nobody cares about her anymore. She's spreading lies about me to get attention. But she's very jealous of me and Nicole (Snooki). She should just fuck off. She thinks I'm interested in her, but you would think if I were interested in her we would be dating. I'm not into her. She's a bitch. She's from Staten Island dump. I was never with her sexually. I had a friend who hooked up with her friend and that's about it. I took a few pictures with her and she feel in love with me. She thought I was a sexy Guido. I tried to be nice to her, but she got the wrong idea. Now she's jealous. She's a cock blocker. She needs to get a life. I'm tired of her trash talking. She wonders why people don't like her. But the reason nobody likes her is because all she does it talk shit about other people. She's unhappy so she wants everybody else to be unhappy. She's a horrible person. She was fucking a married guy. She's evil. She's a home wrecker. Her family needs to teach her some manners.

Well isn't he eloquent! Such wise words!


We hope this is Snooki's wake-up call!

Stay AWAY from this turd, bb! He's trash!

And just as gayface'd as Emilio!

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18 comments to “Snooki's Stoopid Famewhoring Boyfriend Proposes To Her On Magazine Cover!”

  1. 1

    and theyve been together what a whole month or so? wow…they cannot POSSIBLY LOVE each other…what a dunce

  2. 2

    omg crazy lol

  3. 3

    Lmao!!! Can this guy be any more of an opportunist? I kind of feel bad for Snooki. I mean all the guys she's going to get now are only going to want her so they can ride on her coattails for her 15 minutes of fame. She's not an attractive person inside or out. Haha. Sad sad.

  4. 4

    okay so first he proposes to her on a magazine cover, n then he tries to cover his douchebaggery up when asked about being an 'abusive fuck' by blaming her for his problems, and yet, he still wants to marry her? wtf? dysfunctional much?

  5. 5

    I love that the ex-girlfriend forced her way into his room. At his mom's house. Cuz he lives there. Yup, definitely husband material.

  6. 6

    This is the only type of man she is capable of attracting.

  7. 7

    If they are happy!!
    Anyways please go check out my music at www.myspace.com/ozonnamusic loves you xox oz

  8. 8

    He looks like a homosexual

  9. esj says – reply to this


    as always perez, you are so quick to judge! just keep your fake vajayjay shut for a lil bit. there's always 2 sides of a story and i'm familiar with psycho exes so he may be right!

    for those needed to be taught about guidos/guidettes family dynamics, in a matriarchal culture (italians, spanish, etc.) parents (esp. mothers) want to keep all children at home for as long as they can. so it's not surprising he stayed with his mom, he is single and that's how it works for guidos and guidettes!

    i wish snooki all the best and i can't wait for more of jersey shore. i just hope they get rid of sammi and ron. they are so annoying!

  10. 10

    When you look and behave like Snooki, this is the kind of person you will attract.

  11. 11

    He is filled with such negativity! It amazes me she would be attracted to someone like this… whose every sentence is accusing, blaming, or insulting someone.

  12. 12

    He is trash???.. yes buy… who is she?¿?.. a nobody also… an uggly untalented girl… just like you PEGGY H.

  13. 13

    yeah, HE's the famewhoring douchebag in that relationship!!

  14. 14

    i love how he says he isnt a famewhore, yet he keeps talking about snooki to the press and then proposes to her on a magazine cover?!? he is way worse than that emilio dude.

  15. 15

    steppin' out of the closet!

  16. 16

    steppin' out……of the closet!

  17. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: Melley – I think it was his EX-girlfriend who did this, not Snooki, but the above article is so poorly differentiated that you can't tell.

  18. 18

    "querida que pasa puta me hungry for money all the snickers out of the fridge" ;-) Come on Perez show me some Pig Latin - Teach America how to curse