Solid PROOF That Paris Is Innocent!
Ha!
Well of course the bag isn't hers! Obviously!
Much to the surprise of no one everyone, Paris Hilton is asserting that there's no possible way she should get in trouble for her recent bust with cocaine, because she claims that the bag the drugs were found in does not belong to her - because it's allegedly not designer label!
Yes!!!
LOLs!
A source explains:
"This purse in question was a high street brand - and by no means up to her high fashion standards. Paris is hoping authorities will see sense and let her off the hook. This is a terrifying situation for Paris. She's scared stiff about what might happen. Her greatest fear is that authorities will make an example of her because she's famous. The idea of going back to prison sends a shiver down Paris's spine."
Makes perfect sense!
We're convinced she's innocent!
She's only been busted for possession of drugs three times in the past few months because of misunderstandings!
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Paris Hilton To Be Charged With A Drug Felony
And there's no way that coke could have been hers because it was no way a high street brand. Wait, what?
LOL whats that mean? it was a Coach or Dooney & Burke? She is just a waste of human space
PENDEJA BABOSA!!! UH HUH…SURE THE PURSE ISN'T YOURS? BUT THE LIP BALM IS??? POR FAVOR MUJER!!
GAWD, HOW DESPERATE IS HER LEAGAL TEAM ? If only Judge Judy were hearing this SKANK WHORE'S case…Throw the book at this waste of skin !
YEAH, Right….Cause she doesnt have coke eyes in this photo……DIVE ON A SPIKE ALREADY!
I work in the courts of NYC, and I've seen poor people, including teenagers, get the book thrown at them for this same offense. And she's a repeat offender, too.
This dumb beyotch better wake up and realize that this is a serious matter.
are you f-ing kidding me?
I read on a site, it may be a hoax…idk
XD
was her wallet with her DL or ID in it? just wondering…
How about a drug test? If it turns out positive for coke, throw her in jail. If not, let her go.
the explanation from the "source" sounds like an argumentation used in a case in the 19th century…
She reached for HER chapstick in the bag and the coke fell out.
Hello?
Why was she reaching for HER chapstick IF the bag was not hers???
She is guilty, guilty, gluilty. However, celebrity justice will prevail for the rich, she'll get off.
she does highstreet, she wears topshop, and otherthings I've noticed before.
why dont you take some of that coke money and get that beak fixed you ignorant, brainless, osterich
So Paris is going use the "Spoiled Rich Princess" defense?
I've read at a few different places that this could have been a setup for her bf. IF (and only if) her ID and personal belongings weren't in it, and IF (and only if) the bag isn't designer i might be inclined to believe her. i mean, is she claiming a knockoff of the purse she wore in? cause i'm having a hard time believing that she'd just grab a purse that looked nothing like what she walked in with. or of course, she's just a junkie spoiled princess and should be held to the full extent of the law.
IF SHE DOESN'T GO TO JAIL.. IM GOING TO BE PISSED!!! It makes me sick that filthy rich people can get away with almost anything but if a normal person would have done the same thing paris did then the normal person would be screwed.
Just so were strait here perez,well Im strait but anyway,You were being sarcastic those last few lines right?Cuz that spoiled little tweak whore is guilty as sin!
stupid c unt
It's easy to prove if she is telling the truth. give her a drug test, duh!
this is just stupid, I was once in a cell for a few hours for something very frigging minor and I vowed I would never be in a cell ever again I was 15 at the time and I will never be in a cell again. it is the worst thing in the world, why do these idiots keep fucking with their freedom, money can keep you out for a while but eventually even people like robert downey jr have to do REAL time if they dont clean up their act.
good luck paris, I think you need it this time. I hate to say it but I think her ass needs to be locked up again. you learn from this shit. if you dont, then you are just an idiot living out the same mistakes again and again and the consequences are the same each time JAIL!
Re: jsqtsa – so funny LOL
such a dumb excuse..lol
That excuse is lol.
Kim K; You know what your next bit of media whoring should involve…
Was it a Hello Kitty purse from Chinatown?? Still hers.
Lock her up. So over these drugged up rich losers. Don't they do drug testing when they arrest you for posession? Or is that somehow a violation of her rights? Her parents… guess this shows what their style of hands off parenting did!!
Isn't funny…just this summer she's been caught three times with drugs…and each and every time…it wasn't her drug… YEAH OKay…good luck selling that excuse in the courts…. Stupid Junkie…..
Not American so I dont know this, but in the UK if you are in a car with someone who is under the influence, you also get charged!
Furthermore this defense is complete trash, also authorities should make an example of her, she obviously doesnt learn from her mistakes, thats why she ended up in jail the first time!!!
The cheap purse might not belong to Paris Hilton but the expensive bag of cocaine surely belongs to her.
call Fashion Police.
Remember….3 Strikes Your Out Law??? This is STRIKE 2!!! Next one is LIFE in the pink kitty box!!!
Bullcrap!
What a dumbass.
If this vile cun*t were to die tonight, no one would care. Millions of people would actually celebrate. Come down off your pedestal Paris and grow up. Worthless, talentless bag of shit.
Out of all the celebrities out there, I can bet you that only 3% DON'T do drugs. This girl is one of the 97% that does.
That sounds pathetic.
Uhm, the example won't be made because she's famous. It will be because she had cocaine in her possession, immediately after being popped from a pot-smoking vehicle. Is it silly season or what?
hahahahaha how old is she??????? That's shameful to blurt out!!
Maybe she shoujd have said…." I don't do drugs, it's a status thing…I wanted to look cool" Hahahahahah
Oppps I meant to say 'SHE WANTED TO LOOK HOT!! THAT'S HOT PARIS!!
NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT
"Her greatest fear is that authorities will make an example of her because she's famous. The idea of going back to prison sends a shiver down Paris's spine."
didn't they use the exactly same argument 3 yrs ago…when she actually went to jail?!
& I think that lindsay's lawyer also said sth like this.
wtf with all these lame excuses?! i think she needs some pawlow-conditioning! haha
BULLSHIT!!!! hahahahahhaha who cares anyway??? ive seen pics of her swimming in blow. NOT NEWS