DWTS Gets Started Without Their Resident Juicehead
Filed under: Reality Television
Here's the situation: The Situation is putting himself at a major disadvantage!
Sources learned at the Dancing With The Stars post-announcment party last night that Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrento won't be joining the rehearsals until September 11th. As we understand it, his Jersey Shore schedule is keeping him much too busy to be able to practice.
We hope he knows that beating the beat isn't quite as hard as the tango! He better fit in some time in between gym, tanning and laundry if he has any chance of winning this thing!
Just saying, there is no fist-pumping in the waltz!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: dancing with the stars, jersey shore, reality show, the situation
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I find it rather hysterical how he flatters himself, lmao, I would probably go further with his father then I would with him. Having Bristol, Brandy, and THE SITUATION, I wouldn't necessarily be to surprised if the show ratings tanked. Give it a few weeks, may be less.
What is withthe lump under his eye? Did he get beat down? . . . Still love him on JS and cant wait to see him dance!
OH MY GAWD!!! HE IS SO UGLY!!! The only "situation" he has going on is his fugly ass face!
Re: Babycakes!!! – it looks like he has a bump on the right side and 2 bruises on the left side.
It also looks like he has 2 bruises on the right side.
he'll be fine as long as he can get that dildo out of his ass
In what alternate universe are you living in that you think he has a chance of winning this thing, period? Not enough hours in the day, days in the week, weeks in the month or months in a year for that douchelord to have a shot.
He can't dance anyway. Did you see the lineup? It's loserville. Palin? I hope she's the first voted off.