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Joan Rivers Tells DWTS To Go Fuck Themselves!

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No shiz, bb!

We would have easily preferred YOU to any of the Z-listers that they enlisted this year!

Joan Rivers was never approached to compete on this season's Dancing With the Stars - probably because she actually HAS a legitimate career and to qualify for the show you apparently need some sort of has-been status - and she's none too pleased about it!

She says:

"They've never asked me, so they can go fuck themselves! I don't know why because I certainly fall into their old lady category. I would do it for the exercise. Making yourself dance everyday for six hours a day I think would be so great."

Well, we would have DEFINITELY watched you, so it's their loss!

Casting fail to the max!


What do U think?? Are U impressed with this season's DWTS line-up??

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32 comments to “Joan Rivers Tells DWTS To Go Fuck Themselves!”

  1. 1

    I prefer Florence Henderson ANY day to Joan Rivers!!

  2. 2

    "old lady category", that is just you!
    Why not go for it?

  3. 3

    Joan is cool. I would like to see her on DWTS instead of that brady bunch lady.

  4. 4

    Out of the mouth of babes.

  5. 5

    other than Rick Fox for the view, such a boring group! think jennifer grey is going to be much better than she is acting like she is going to be. Saw Florence Henderson in person a couple of years ago at an event for my company. She doesn't look old, she is a tiny thing who looks very fit! got pretty turned off last year because it was a given from the beginning so pretty bored with it.

  6. 6

    OMG, can someone tell Kate Gosselin & ET that her "fifteen minutes" are so over!!!!!

  7. 7

    It might be fun for her……..if there were any stars left to dance with. Or any stars who should be dancing.

  8. YUCK says – reply to this


    Joan rivers is my favorite Jew ever, she is fucking incredible and it is dwts loss, she is amazing. she rocks my lox.

  9. 9

    I think her face just popped a rivet

  10. 10

    Dont mind it!!
    Anyways please go check out my music at www.myspace.com/ozonnamusic loves you xox oz

  11. 11

    I agree with you Perez. Joan is the busiest and hardest working woman in showbiz and she is sooooo far above those B-listers. I honestly don't know where she would find the time to do it anyway, with her stand-up, her TVLand show, her new reality show, her new talk show coming this winter and her new weekly E! show, etc.

    Joan ROCKS IT!

  12. 12

    I can't wait to see what Jennifer Grey can do. Joan Rivers would have been fun to watch, but Margaret Cho may turn out to be the poor man's Joan. Or maybe she'll play it safe.

  13. 13

    She's a has been too

  14. 14

    Real classy. The spoiled jewess doesn't get her way so she throws a tantrum.

  15. 15

    I hardly think Florence Henderson is a Z-lister. She's someone who has a real life as well as an acting career. There's a difference between an actor who is so shitty they don't get offered jobs, and someone who has a life outside of acting. She's also my dad's cousin, so I'm a bit biased :)

  16. 16

    amen to Waaaahmbulance

  17. 17

    What a crybaby. Donald Trump already gave this bigmouth network coverage, and now she's demanding more?
    Get lost, and take daughter Melissa with you.

  18. esj says – reply to this


    all those patchwork, cross-stitch, and embroidery on your face might not hold up on dwts. the producers might have thought pieces of your face falling off half-way through the quickstep or chacha would be catastrophic!

  19. rev3 says – reply to this


    i would have finally watched that show

    esp if melissa AND she danced with one partner!

  20. 20

    LMFAO. Did they honestly decline her? and they accpected Bristol? WTF

  21. 21

    The only reason I'll tune in is for Mrs. Brady.

  22. 22

    They will never have a great one like they did last season. Yes, I will tune in and out on this one. Yay for Ricky Fox and Jennifer Grey!

  23. 23


  24. 24

    Melissa's a beautiful piece of ass.

  25. 25

    at least this season there are actually people im familiar with, but bristol palin? really? she's not a celebrity, she's an attention whore, hope she doesn't make it far.

  26. 26

    Line up SUCKS, watch ratings drop. Joan would have really helped, she is so
    F'ing funny!

  27. 27

    Joan would have been good. I would've watched her. No one interesting is in the lineup this year. Last year I stopped watching when Pam was voted off.

  28. 28

    omg omg omg… Joan should TRAIN and then perform on video and place it on youtube. Can you say instant cult classic?!?! Do it joan, do it!!!

  29. kcarr says – reply to this


    Team Situation! XD in yo faces bitches

  30. 30

    Agree 100% This is the worst cast EVER. Really bad. And to have to follow last season's brilliance? Wuh Woh!

  31. 31

    Re: Waaaahmbulance – That"s because Joan doesn't have Wessonality.

  32. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: Mad Dog – Really. She could have just called them and expressed interest instead of a pre-emptive and after the line-up announcement of fuck you on her part. I can't see any reason they wouldn't have loved to have her on dancing, especially on the heels of her hot life/bio/documentary. She needs to rethink the persecution complex and just go for it, all on her own. At least have her agent call them. Maybe she did, and hence the lambasting. Who knows. Walk in and ask for it, Joan. You rock everybody's lox these days.