Thank goodness! We knew she would have enough sense to stay away from this disgusting famewhore!
After our most beloved Snooki Snickers' alleged boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, proposed to the Jersey Shore star on the cover of the very dignified and clASSy Steppin' Out magazine, we were worried that the two had kicked their pickle-spiced relationship up a notch!
Well, thankfully, this is not the case, and clearly, Miranda is not only exceptionally douchey, but also delusional!
Snooki's rep has released a statement that says:
"Rumors of Nicole's romantic status have been greatly exaggerated. She is single with no immediate plans to change that."
Sorry, dumbass! The cat's out of the bag and Snooki wants nothing to do with you!
Go back to humping on Angelina's leg for press! Maybe SHE'LL humor your sorry ass!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]