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Snooki Confirms She's Single! Rejoice!

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Thank goodness! We knew she would have enough sense to stay away from this disgusting famewhore!

After our most beloved Snooki Snickers' alleged boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, proposed to the Jersey Shore star on the cover of the very dignified and clASSy Steppin' Out magazine, we were worried that the two had kicked their pickle-spiced relationship up a notch!

Well, thankfully, this is not the case, and clearly, Miranda is not only exceptionally douchey, but also delusional!

Snooki's rep has released a statement that says:

"Rumors of Nicole's romantic status have been greatly exaggerated. She is single with no immediate plans to change that."


Sorry, dumbass! The cat's out of the bag and Snooki wants nothing to do with you!

Go back to humping on Angelina's leg for press! Maybe SHE'LL humor your sorry ass!


[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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13 comments to “Snooki Confirms She's Single! Rejoice!”

  1. 1

    Who cares about this ugly, fat, orange little midget! FAIL

  2. 2

    Can you please stop treating these losers, especially her like they are important!!!

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  4. 4

    Snooki's not a famewhore? ? ?

  5. 5

    I am impressed at how she has managed to stay in the tabloids weekly.

  6. 6

    thank god she got rid of that dirtbag!

  7. 7

    Wait a minute, you're calling HIM a famewhore? What is she? She screws anything with a dick, wear clothes that are way too small and drinks herself into oblivion all for the sake of a camera, and you're calling HIM a famewhore!! Sounds like they deserve each other. Does ANYONE out there think this chick is a smooth, sensitive soul waiting for the right man who loves her for her and not because she (and/or JWoops) is on TV with no morales?

  8. 8

    Re: Horndog – Unfortunately since this type is the only type he can relate to, publicly idol worshipping her and her ilk is the only way he'll feel important. Lord knows that anyone with a brain knows otherwise.

  9. 9

    see this is the difference between Sammi and snookie. Sammi dwells and whines but does nothing to change anything. While when snooki is seeing someone and he pisses her off he is long gone soon enough. She doesn't tolerate assholes

  10. 10

    Snooki reminds me of death, she looks like a meer cat on meth………

  11. 11

    She is one of the ugliest cun*ts on the planet.

  12. 12

    When are you going to stop giving this guy more attention than he deserves? Isn't it enough that MTV is considering giving this jerk a reality TV show of his own? Everyone I know complains about the garbage this show is, but everyone keeps watching it, and we have to keep seeing this garbage in our TV sets!

  13. 13

    fcukin haters! u are all jealous. if you met her youde all be like..oh snookie i love u..mwuah mwuah let me kiss your ass… nhaters.. love you snooks