Home Videos Photos

Los Angeles To Become A Lot Douchier!

| Filed under: Icky Icky PooLindsay LohanDina LohanMichael Lohan

milliowenn5510428__opt.jpg

UGH.

Just like an extra-persistent, pesky famewhoring cockroach that refuses to die, Michael Lohan has officially descended upon Los Angeles to stalk and harass his daughter Lindsay!

And because fate is unrelentingly cruel on occasion, he has revealed that he plans to terrorize the west coast permanently!

In true Lohan fashion, Michael has chosen to speak to the press instead of worrying himself with where he's going to live, and he took the opportunity to explain that although his daughter doesn't want to see him right now, he feels that as she goes through outpatient rehab, that attitude could change!

And it wouldn't be an interview without him taking a dig at Orange Oprah!

He says:

"If wedges hadn't been put between us and people didn't use children as pawns, a lot of the problems suffered by children wouldn't happen."

Or maybe if you didn't whore your children out, exploit their lives for personal gain, and be an all around abusive monster, a lot of problems suffered by children wouldn't happen, either!

Just saying!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: , , , , , , , , , ,

Worst Dressed Celebs Of The Week!
11 Celebs Who Are Notorious For Being Not-So-Easy To Work With!!
Celebrities Who USED TO Be Best Friends!
Tattoos On The Red Carpet: Sexy Ladies With A Side Of Badass
Worst Dressed Celebs Of The Week!
All The Cray New Oxford English Dictionary Words As Illustrated With Celebrities!
Email this  »

19 comments to “Los Angeles To Become A Lot Douchier!”

  1. YUCK says – reply to this


    1

    excuse me, but isn't cockroach your middle name? thats the nickname everyone knows you by on other sites.

  2. tasha says – reply to this


    2

    Considering you live there Perezpuss, it couldn't possibly get any douchier.



  3. 3

    MESSAGE TO MICHAEL LOHAN : Leave your EX-daughter alone! She wants nothing to do with you, stop talking to the press, stop beating woman and get a life!!! Lindsay is not as stupid as you, she wont allowed you back in her life after all you've done to her! At least not for the next few years! Give up idiot! I'm so sick of hearing about you!! Go back to the Hamptons!!



  4. 4

    Ugh, first he said he was moving to L.A. to film his reality show, then he said he was moving to L.A. to open a rehab center and now he's moving to stalk his daughter. Can't she get a restraining order against him? He is such a liar it's disgusting.



  5. 5

    Ugh! Perez, why don't you give him Spencer's number? If those two ever got into fight, im curious who would win…



  6. 6

    Hey you live there, its already douchey

  7. @v@ says – reply to this


    7

    This statement is a big wedge, and so is every statement to any press that this guy makes. He should know about wedges. He's a professional. Talks political correctness while he zings his daughter's mother. When you zap the custodial parent, the offspring see that and they don't like that you do it. They love their mother.



  8. 8

    F.Y.I to all you Perez haters, if you dislike the guy so much, then why the fuck do you even read or comment his site? Pathetic Much?



  9. 9

    this guy is like a bad rash & her mom s the yeast infection



  10. 10

    Re: Chinkers89
    While coming to his site to spit bile at this asshole may be a bit pathetic, it pales in comparison to how pathetic it is to come to this site and defend him…
    Seriously.



  11. 11

    Re: fatfatuma – Yes, I'm defending Perez, whats your point? Lmao, quit being such a bitter bitch, if you have nothing nice to say about someone, why say anything at all or view his site? Keep talking, Im sure you'll eventually say something intelligent.



  12. 12

    Re: Chinkers89 – How much "la loca " paying you ?? Just wondering ….



  13. 13

    He's a f-uking disease……..



  14. 14

    OOOhhh, if Dr Drew could sign on to his new rehab facility and get Lindsay to come there… Then if they could talk Jon Gosselin into coming there too. Oh man, a Reality Show!! First of all, they would have to include Douche Bag rehab. OMG, the possibilities!! Spencer Pratt, John Mayer, et al. Hailey Glassman could be a douche interventionist.



  15. 15

    IF THIS MAN COULD ONLY PRACTICE WHAT HE PREACHES (MUCH LIKE PEREZ) THEN HE WOULD STFU AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE TO HIS CHILDREN AND NOT BLAME OTHERS FOR HIS BAD LIFE DECISIONS. IT'S NOT ABOUT DINA ANYMORE, SINCE HE HAS BEEN IN SEVERAL MEDIA FUELED RELATIONSHIPS THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT…ITS OBVIOUS HE HAS REAL PROBLEMS THAT GO FAR BEYOND HARASSING AND STALKING HIS DAUGHTER. PLAYING THE VICTIM IS WHAT GOT LINDSAY AND HIM IN THE POSITIONS THEY ARE IN RIGHT NOW AND THAT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT WORKING, SO BE A MAN AND ADMIT YOUR PART! THEN GO THE FUCK AWAY PLEASE!



  16. 16

    Re: Chinkers89 – ARE YOU SO PATHETIC THAT YOU CAN'T HELP YOURSELF FROM READING COMMENTS YOU DON'T AGREE WITH. WE CAN WRITE WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT, GAWD KNOWS PEREZ DOES. HE IS A SEXIST BULLY THAT HATES ON LITTLE KIDS! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE COMMENTS DON'T READ THEM, WE HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO TELL PEREZ HOW WE FEEL ABOUT HIS BULLY FUELED WEBSITE! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, DON'T READ THEM, JUST LIKE YOU ARE SAYING DUMBASS!



  17. 17

    Re: fatfatuma – RIGHT ON!



  18. 18

    Re: Chinkers89 – SO WHILE YOU INSULT OTHERS, YOU ARE IN THE SAME SENTENCE TELLING THEM NOT TO SAY SOMETHING AT ALL IF IT ISN'T NICE? ARE YOU DELUSIONAL OR JUST STUPID? PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH HONEY AND ALL WILL BE RIGHT IN THE WORLD!



  19. 19

    LMAO, I get such a high out of your reaction, If you dislike the guy's bullying and shit, then why the fuck do you view his page? Why give attention to such a hated man? Stupid much?