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The Real Heidi Doll Claims That Her FrankenTittays Are Crushing Her!

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Just like the skin on your over-sized tittays, our sympathy only stretches so thin, bb!

The Real Heidi Doll finally realized what a complete monstrosity she has made herself, and is bitching every chance she can get about how much she regrets her ridiculous ELECTIVE plastic surgery procedures.

She says:

"My boobs are crushing me. They are totally too big and it's impossible to work out - they get in the way when I try to exercise. I have to wear two sports bras to run! It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life. I can't hug my dogs anymore. Especially with my face in the condition it's in, I can't get up close or kiss them. Of they were to hit my nose I wouldn't be able to get it fixed again! I have to be really careful. I feel like a porcelain doll. I see so many things that I want to wear and can't I definitely didn't think about that part when I signed up for the surgery."

How tragic and devastating!

Except for the tiny little reality THAT SHE DID THIS TO HERSELF!

Whatevs. Soon she'll have them reduced and can whine about how painful the recovery is and blah blah blah!

We just think it's so tragic that she's willing to put her body through so much just for press.

Sad.

Thoughts??

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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94 comments to “The Real Heidi Doll Claims That Her FrankenTittays Are Crushing Her!”



  1. 1

    I read this story a week ago ….



  2. 2

    She should just lembrace the choices she made … resolve to spend the rest of her life on her back with her legs spread.



  3. 3

    So do you now understand why everyone thought you were a moron for doing this in the first place?



  4. 4

    Urgh I hate this stupid no talent bitch



  5. 5

    What a dumb bitch. Take notes little girls



  6. 6

    Is that pic recent?



  7. 7

    The way she goes on it's like she's been struck down by some horrible illness, or actually got REAL problems in her life. But no, all this is down to her own stupidity and desire to stay in the press. She deserves this misery. Maybe if she was happy with what God gave her (she is very religious right?)…..



  8. 8

    BAHAHAHAHA her sadness is so satisfying



  9. 9

    Wtf is on her nose?



  10. 10

    He wasn't the only skilled surgeon on earth. She isn't too bright.



  11. 11

    ahhhh….poor thing….she doesn't have my sympathy! Maybe her nose will fall off. Now that would be a real problem.



  12. 12

    Wow - is this pic really her? She is ADORABLE w/out all that clown make-up. Anna Nicole was gorgeous w/out make-up too. I don't get these beautiful ladies who look stunning natural yet cover it up. I would kill to be able to leave the house w/ no make-up. In fact, I would probably rub it in people's face if I was a natural beauty (i.e. no make-up).



  13. 13

    I'm glad she is at least starting to look like her old self again. I knew she would want to lose her big implants, mine are natural sized DD's and would get rid of them if i could, they are restrictive, i can't wear alot of cute tops or dresses and men often stare at my chest instead of my face. I knew she's regret her choice since hers are bigger than mine, lets have the normal looking Heidi back……and lets kill Spencer while we're at it.
    PS - Perez, if you can't be on time with news, then dont bother, not that this was news when it was first reported, but you're a week late regardless.



  14. 14

    I hope she's not looking for sympathy because she won't find any. I swear, she's one of the dumbest bitches who doesn't deserve a fraction of the attention she gets.



  15. 15

    Is that her????



  16. 16

    Sorry but i don't feel bad for her at all, when i go running i have to wear two sports bras too, but i was born this way, she did it to herself so either fix it or deal with it no one craes anymore!



  17. 17

    This is why young people in their early 20's should not be able to get plastic surgery unless they have a compelling reason. Heidi should have been forced to walk around for two weeks with sand bags, so that she could experience the strain on her back from having an extremely large chest. She might have reconsidered the surgery!
    Also- she looks sooooo much better without make-up, she looks her age instead of like a 40 year old porn star.



  18. 18

    you are right, she did this to herself so i do NOT feel the least bit sorry for the ho…BUT she does look nice in that picture! she looks SO much better w/OUT makeup..but WHY the FUCK is she wearing that tape on her nose??????



  19. 19

    I just can't believe how mean some comments are. Can't you relate?
    I think people forget how young she is. She did something silly and very risky, but now she's becoming aware of it. I'd expect people to support her or try to reassure her. Everything's gonna be ok, you nose is not going to fall. Keep wearing your tape until you feel confident, and talk to doctors. Good doctors.
    How can people be so heartless?
    I think she's super cute in this picture. And once her nose is healed, she'll be able to forget about all this and only keep the best. The breasts are way too big. I hope she finds a way to reduce their size safely.



  20. 20

    Perez, you're mean.



  21. 21

    I have naturally big breasts and I have these struggles everyday! Like really?! I'm glad she is seeing this…but duh retard did she not realize that she'd have to wear two sports bras while running? Tell me how many big chested women do you see running? Not many because its a pain in the butt! She is a idiot!



  22. 22

    Why does she think her nose is going to fall off? Paranoid much?



  23. 23

    i am not a big fan of her, but i really think thats good of her that she can actually admit this to the public.. if it was me, id never admit it.. so good for her! she realizes she made a stupid huge mistake and is letting people know.ive made so many dumb decisions, that i can never take back.. young n dumb id say. and im sure ill make more, im only 22. but ive learned from my shit the hard way and im paying the price. so i feel her pain



  24. 24

    I think there's more going on here than surgery. She claims she's still in a lot of pain almost a year later. It's just an excuse to go under the knife again. She should take up drugs and alcohol, it's so much more fun for the rest of us to watch.



  25. 25

    Hey. why not sue that dead doctor's estate?



  26. 26

    Does anyone else think that in the Photo she looks more like her old self with tape across her nose than ever!?



  27. 27

    Re: ihateperez77 – She's afraid it's going to "fall off like Michael Jackson's" nose lol…



  28. 28

    oh boo-fuckin-hoo. You did this to yourself, no sympathy here.



  29. 29

    Fucking 23 years old and does all that shit to imperfect herself. What a fucking moron.



  30. 30

    WOW she looks so different and her nose omg poor thing



  31. 31

    The girl should of sort mental help first, cause its obvious that's she has low self esteem, & no social life. Plastic surgery can be addictive to someone who's not happy w/ nothing. Any naturally busty female could of told her, their issues w/ having huge breasts.



  32. 32

    Lots of people have had nose jobs without these problems. She is worrying about nothing. And if she doesn't like the boobs, get the smaller implants put back in. These solutions seem almost too easy!



  33. 33

    wow, she can shut up. i'm 5 ft tall & have natural 34DD breasts and i manage. it's hard to find clothes that fit & i have to wear a sports bra over a regular bra when i work out but i don't sit around & bitch about it. dumbbbbb biiiiitch



  34. 34

    Rather than bash, then help.



  35. 35

    so…what the fuck is wrong with her nose? or the rest of her body that keeps her from wearing clothes? it seems after she got the surgery she was quick to wear a tiny bikini and flaunt. I don't see how "scared" her body is if she was able to wear almost nothing.



  36. 36

    What the fuck did she think would happen when she put Volkswagons on her chest??? And if she trusted her plastic surgeon so much, why the tape on her nose? Heidi, honey, it's not going to fall off!

  37. JuNoZ says – reply to this


    37

    Undo by getting a reduction and move forward. She’s crying out for help someone please respond.



  38. 38

    Quien te manda pendeja?!



  39. 39

    I feel badly for her; she is still quite young and she no doubt relied on her doctor to guide her. He, on the other hand, should have had more sense and refused to put those size implants in her; she was ill advised and he was crazy to perform that many surgeries on her. But he was well compensated. I do think her face looks great but at least she is being honest and candid about the downfall of having too big of implants. I hope she goes down to a C cup because as she gets older, the implants will cause her breasts to sag, big time.



  40. 40


  41. 41

    This photo totally does not look like her, yet very pretty nonetheless. Breast reduction surgery is 1 "cosmetic" (health) surgery I comprehend. My thoughts … may be it's the right option for her and then perhaps she can quit PS



  42. 42

    ROFL



  43. 43

    old news BUT glad she's realized and give her props for correcting and oh well the scars will always remind her



  44. 44

    Seems to me like her and her dumb husband (yep i think they r still married) are building this up so they can try and SUE the late doctor who did all these surgeries on her. I mean think about it… Dr Frank Ryan is dead now, he cant defend himself! I bet a million dollars that SPEIDI is going to come up with some rediculous accusation about how Dr Ryan messed up her body. It wont be a surprise… Heidi and Spencer are fame whore trash and will do anything to get money, they have already proven that.



  45. 45

    She actually looks like her old self in this picture (and I believe it's recent - her in Costa Rica). Did she get surgery done to "undo" her previous surgery?!



  46. 46

    This photo is old (I think this is from her first nose job). Her face is no longer structured like this and sadly for her, there's no getting it back.



  47. 47

    Hey it was her decision no one made her do it! Oh, and she wanted bigger tits too! Like a size H for Heidi. I have relatives with natural large breast and believe me they hate it. They hurt your back and all people see coming are them. Some have had reduction. I've had friends who say the same thing. Big is not always better on the body especially if you are a small person. Even bigger women complain. Please put back on the makeup the old Heidi was pretty.



  48. 48

    Not "sad"… HILARIOUS!



  49. 49

    Perez if ur sick of these stories then stop posting them on ur website its as simple as that…if u dont post info on them then they wont b relavent stop fueling the fire u hypocritical dumbass!!!



  50. 50

    I call BS on all of it. She either needs medicated for anxiety or help for her compulsive lying.



  51. 51

    I think she is a total opportunist and sees a chance at a malpractice lawsuit since her plastic surgeon tragically died and cannot defend himself against her false claims. I expect a heafty lawsuit filed by her against his estate any time now.



  52. 52

    What is going on with her nose? Is it peeling off ala Michael Jackson? WEIRD!



  53. 53

    This is one of the few times that I 100% agree with you…what was she thinking?!?



  54. 54

    I don't like her but I feel sorry for her. She really has no concept of reality and thinks her face will fall off. Imagine living with that fear. She needs psychiatric help poor thing



  55. 55

    the way she talks about her boobs makes it seem like she has a life-threatening illness. such a slap in the face to people who actually have REAL problems. dont feel sorry for her at all.



  56. 56

    Wow seriously this makes me mad, because im a girl who is naturally a big chested girl and im atheltlic girl and i know the pain it is that i cant wear everything i want and i know the challenge or trying to work out with them its a pain and i have to wear two sports bras and tight tang top so i can properly work out and im a figure skater and like screw you bitch! U wanted them so deal with them! and maybe this is karma for everything you screwed around with your body!



  57. 57

    This was on the cover of People over a week ago… late much???



  58. 58

    If thats her without makeup shes really pretty naturally!



  59. 59

    do you now realize YOU CANNOT take your tits OUT?????? You can get a smaller size but can't remove them because your breast tissue and fat has gone away forever. You can only make your tits a smaller fake size. The space between them will be wider. You can't change you uneven chin or your fake cheekbones or fake lips, or lipo on your stomach and lower back and thighs and when you get pregnant you will prob suffer from lower back pain. I don't feel sorry for you because you threw your family in the trash and were g r e e d y. You still are!



  60. 60

    wow she actually looks NORMAL with no makeup on.



  61. 61

    Re: SillyRabbit_xO – HAHAHA EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!



  62. 62

    This picture is pre-op. Notice the old nose, chin and eyes.



  63. 63

    Her chest looks like one of those pop-eyed goldfish…sexxxxay!!



  64. 64

    Bahahahaha, saw this one coming!
    I don't feel bad for her one bit. She should of went through every situation before getting those huge titttttttiessssssssssssss.



  65. 65

    …and why is anyone still reporting on this person? If news agencies and blogs stop talking about her/them, they will simply disappear.



  66. 66

    HOW BOUT GETTING A "BRAIN ENLARGEMENT"



  67. 67

    Now that the doctor has passed away I bet you she will try to sue is estate!

  68. elRey says – reply to this


    68

    Old news for sure, but I gotta say she actually looks GOOD and normal in this picture, the mega-boobs are hidden and her face is normal. She looked 10 years older with that face after the surgery, she looks like a YOUNG girl again. Shed them tittays girl!



  69. 69

    Heidi, I am afraid the only answer is suicide. Do not be afraid, walk into the light.



  70. 70

    OMG She has to wear TWO sport Bras when she runs!! That is truly "heartbreaking" I will light candles for your struggles… STAY STRONG!!!



  71. 71

    This is such a classic sad tale…the poor young lady's plastic surgery turned on her after her plastic surgeon tragically died too young. Now she is forced to not quietly have the problem boobs reduced. While I am not a doctor I believe reduction is when a person is naturally large and has tissue removed. In this case the patient shops for another doctor (there are hundreds if not thousands) and either has the problem sized implants taken out and replaced with a more user friendly size -or- decides it was a bad idea to begin with and quietly learns to live with what they came with…This really is like one of those sad, tragic tales out of the Iliad-maybe a mini-series or mid season replacement reality type show?



  72. 72

    Heidi's back! Perez, I bought that magazine like a week ago. Yes that's a recent picture and that's the tape on her nose. All the swelling isn't gone yet, (it takes about a year), but she looks like the old Heidi again. Maybe if she didn't do so many on her face at once, the swelling wouldn't have been so drastic and she wouldn't have looked so terrible.



  73. 73

    Is her nose really that fragile?? Michael Jackson's nose had 8 times as much work done to it before it caved in, she's such a bobblehead



  74. 74

    aww so sad



  75. 75

    Heidi dear, I see only 2 options. A. Kill yourself. If ur not ready for that yet… B. Put those bad boys to good use and become a porn star. But i highly reccomend the first option. I do not pity you… you dont have cancer or any disease, you are simply a dumb bitch attention whore & you suck at life.



  76. 76

    perez collects his farts in jars



  77. 77

    Wow. I've never seen a pic of her without makeup and freshly-done hair. She is absolutely beautiful! Her darker natural hair color suits her so well and without the makeup you can tell she's just a kid. I wonder when some girls will get that clown makeup and bleach does not make a pretty girl.



  78. 78

    She's a MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  79. 79

    And this picture CONFIRMS, SHE WEARS EXTENTIONS!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhahaha



  80. 80

    What's wrong with her nose? Looks like she has a bandage on.



  81. 81

    she need exploratory brain surgery, they have to try and find one and see is it can be jump started. So stupid, no talent, hope she fades from sight soon



  82. 82

    Re: Lux___ – something silly that she annouced in the press. She deserves no smypathy she needs to get a normal life



  83. 83

    classic case of too much, too soon. she was pulled from obscurity to become super famous for doing nothing pretty much, and had no talent to have a career after her show ended. she turned to surgery to help her career but noone wants to work with a joke.

    awww poor baby



  84. 84

    Re: KristyRene
    I thought about this too from the beginning. You know there will be some sort of backlash IF she were to say that though since when he died, she said that "she would miss him and he was a great doctor and all around guy" (not those specific words but similar).



  85. 85

    she looks a LOT better here than she does in any of those photoshopped magazine photos.



  86. 86

    maybe you should have thought about it before casually going for surgery!



  87. 87

    "I definitely didn't think about that part when I signed up for the surgery."

    Well NO SHIT. I'm sure there is a lot of things you don't think about you vapid idiot. You should have talked to women with large breasts before you got them. and not whores. REAL women with REAL big ones. they'd tell you its horrible on your back, chest and neck to carry those things around. What a god damn moron.



  88. 88

    As a side note — she looks SOOO much better without the fake orange glow.



  89. 89

    she put it on herself



  90. 90

    Wow. I hate her personality but she looks really pretty without makeup… With makeup, ugly. That is certainly odd.



  91. 91

    Does anyone else think shes looking the same as she did before the 'over the top' surgery but with a better nose? its like her fat injected cheeks have gone and her off the face eyebrow lift has gone back to normal? shes just got bad roots! i love the famewhore xx



  92. 92

    she was so naturally pretty in laguna beach and early episodes of The Hills, Spencer Pratt (totally perfect name for such a douche!) did this to her! eww!



  93. 93

    Go ahead and kill yourself you dumb slut.

  94. ILC says – reply to this


    94

    Perez, you must stop giving them even more attention than they deserve. DOn't you know that any publicity, good or bad, keeps these people in the news. Stop releasing blog posts on Heidi and that dickhead husband of hers.