Where's Bethenny???

We get this bitch needs the money more, but Bethenny would have had juicer dirt! She just quit the show, after all!

Regardless, this week's In Touch Weekly cover belongs to you, Teresa Giudice, and we hope you spend the proceeds WISELY.

In her interview, Teresa discusses everything from the show to filling for bankruptcy to the EXPLOSIVE blow out she had with Jafar's evil twin, Danielle Staub.

But eh…Teresa is really only fun when you WATCH her in action. They should have sprung for Bethenny.

Tags: bethenny frankel, danielle staub, in touch, real housewives of new jersey, teresa giudice

Posted: Sep 1, 2010 at 4:10 pm / Email this »

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23 comments to “Where's Bethenny???”

Markie says – reply to this

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I'm Lost, what is interesting about Betheny? she had a baby and is anerexic? I'm confused, her fight w/ Kelly bennywhatever was so juicy but shes not even on the show anymore so what is interesting about her, new mom doesn't eat?/? Where's the story?
WatcherOne says – reply to this

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Huh? Bethenny quit what show? She wasn't on Housewives NJ.
cjk0420 says – reply to this

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PhotoShopped the shite out of her face and she's still a FUGLY skeeze!
Caroline Morris says – reply to this

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her hairline is eating her forehead! threehead, whatever the fuck that thing is!
Jayinizer says – reply to this

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so now that she is getting paid she finally admits everything?!
Poindexter-X says – reply to this

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Troglodyte!
alihalley says – reply to this

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Where's Bethenny? Who cares!!! She's LOUD, ANNOYING, and one of those catty girls from middle school who will drop you in a heartbeat if she sees something more interesting walking 20 feet away. Three cheers for T and hoping she keeps on her feet with this cheating scandal. She spent the money her hubby told her they had. Not sure why she would be colored so badly on all this.
Scotch Love says – reply to this

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Paying to have animals tortured & killed to make her coats contributed to bankruptcy. That furry-pelted Teresa is one Psycho Hag. Why does the asshole bother shaving her back when she just covers it up with Chinchilla ANIMAL FUR? (Stupid twat, it takes 100-200 sweet little Chinchillas to make a fur coat & they are killed by Genital Electrocution or breaking their neck a.k.a "popping.") At least she had the courtesy of waxing the inch of space between her hairline & eyebrows before appearing in public. (although this pic doesn't really look like her - looks more like a younger, cleaned-up Andre the Giant).
#Cejers says – reply to this

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We know Danielle Staub is Jafar, Caroline Manzo is Ursula, and now I finally got the character that Teresa Giudice is: Ed the Hyena in the Lion King!!!! Love it! Dina could be Iago the parrot, and Jacqueline may just as well be Mufasa from the Lion King!
walker54 says – reply to this

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GOOD,GOOD,GOOD 4 TERESA,WHAT DID SHE SAY! I'M NOT LIVING THERE,I LIVE HERE,NOW I'M HEARING THAT NJHW IS DEMAINING MORE MONEY ON THE SHOW,THEY SHOULDN'T GIVE YOU SHIT TERESA,EAT DOG SHIT FOR ALL I CARE,YOU ARE A PIECE OF GARBAGE!!!!!!!
Babycakes!!! says – reply to this

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I still dont understand how this FAT COW is selling a book called Skiiny Italian. WHat the hell does she know about being skinny?
GothamGirl says – reply to this

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"They should have sprung for Bethenny", so you admit that she's more interesting than many other RHWs. Then why call her a bitch? You guys have venom for a select few, no real rhyme or reason to it.
kswan1958 says – reply to this

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I would never buy a magazine with her on the cover. She is not about to tell the truth anyway. She is so ugly and so are her spoiled daughters. I can see why her husband would go elsewhere.
jazzyblues says – reply to this

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too bad there's no plan for a remake of planet of the apes. teresa would be great in that movie and she could probably make some cash to help settle her debts. the first season i liked her, now i think she's psychotic and needs anger management classes.
leellee says – reply to this

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Uh, Bethenny is not interesting (unless her hubby is really gay, then that would be interesting) - I would really like to know how you fucking blow through $11 mil, spend $10,000 a month AND JUICY DELICIOUS IS CHEATING!!!!
PreyToYou says – reply to this

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Wow-and this is a shocker. Looks like she would sell her soul to just about anything, anyone right now. And Juicy Joe may start having her sell the kids.
isabellatrix says – reply to this

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Re: Scotch Love – OMG she DOES look like Andre the Giant!!!! Holy crap!
StinkyGoddess says – reply to this

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her eyes are too far apart, her face is stretched too wide, probably from all the plastic surgery.

she is trash.
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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Teresa is amazing
kifferslady says – reply to this

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I've never thought Bethenny was interesting. She's been begging to be a TV star since she was on Martha Stewart's Apprentice. She's just another snobby little bitch. I could care less if she's had a baby. Everyone has babies. It's nothing new.
master7 says – reply to this

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Re: Poindexter-X – LOL!
MoreISay says – reply to this

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Re: Caroline Morris – HA! Threehead was the first thing I thought too. Looks like she's been pulling at her wig in front.
Deborah Price Schrowang says – reply to this

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What is wrong with Teresa…………she dresses her children like transvestites!