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Yoko Ono Fakes Orgasm For Three Minutes!

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What in hipster art house bullshit When Harry Met Sally hell?

Check out this three-minute long video of Yoko Ono faking an orgasm (above) for her Voice Piece For Soprano & Wish Tree at MoMA!

Yup. That's pretty much all there is to it.

Enjoy!

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81 comments to “Yoko Ono Fakes Orgasm For Three Minutes!”



  1. 1

    sweet jesus :|



  2. 2

    I guess breaking up the Beatles still makes her cum.



  3. 3

    old bat



  4. 4

    What the hell was that? I hate that John Lennon was with "her" isn't she 80 years old, seriously.



  5. 5

    still crazy after all these years



  6. 6

    If any one made those noises in bed I would have to stuff a pillow in their mouths!



  7. 7

    Jeebus. Is it even possible to have a 3 min orgasm? If so that is the lamest impersonation ever.



  8. 8

    Let us just Imagine John Lennon being there as well… LOL.



  9. 9

    She makes me sick.



  10. 10

    i didnt watch it… but W T F!



  11. 11

    It's like a nightmare come true.



  12. 12

    So that's why old people don't have sex!

  13. YUCK says – reply to this


    13

    demi moores future.



  14. 14

    That's not what I sound like.



  15. 15

    LOL!!!!!!



  16. 16

    what a fucking idiot. lennon might be better off dead than living to old age with her.



  17. 17

    I know a lot of people who would consider this to be art



  18. 18

    Orgasm or turkey call? Either or, Yoko Ono's reputation as being incredibly untalented is quite accurate.



  19. 19

    Looks like girlfriend's gone off the deep end…………..



  20. 20

    I would love to eat her puss*y!



  21. 21

    i literally laughed my way through that video but seriously she's older than all of my grandparents!!



  22. 22

    What we can't see is a big dildo being crammed in and out of her asshole.



  23. 23

    you know, there are so many GREAT artists out there that could have had the time that she wasted with her fucking "trying too hard for attention as always bullshit" to do something great with it. she sucks, and will always suck and shame on the fucking organizers that humped the fame whore horse by booking her just to get publicity.

    she's nothing more than a talentless groupie. fuck her and the people who continue to show her useless "art"



  24. 24

    Did anyone check for a turd on the floor when she was finished? LOL



  25. 25

    Re: jazz99 – His first wife is amazing puts Yoko to shame.



  26. 26

    she's always sucked…bad

  27. zenny says – reply to this


    27

    Faking getting her cookies off for 3 minutes is the only way that ugly 76 year old broad will ever be able to get an orgasm. Just cannot understand what John Lennon saw in that bitch. He could have nailed every good looking poon tang who ever walked the earth while he was still alive. Go figure!



  28. 28

    where is the third minute?



  29. 29

    The very idea of Yoko Ono could kill my orgasm in only one second.



  30. 30

    *
    *~
    **~
    ***~
    ****!>

    I'd rather watch one of your dreary videos on here, Mario, than watch Yoko at any time.

    *

    And if it seriously came down to either of those against my life, well, I'd have to ask for a few minutes to consider it all. Both of you are hideous beyond belief.

    *

    Love John, but he wasn't perfect. And in this particular choice, he was fucked up beyond reason.

    ****!>
    ***~
    **~
    *~
    *



  31. 31

    that made me uncomfortable…



  32. 32

    Isn't she a little old to be doing this?



  33. 33

    John Lennon had a kind, loving, sweet-natured and beautiful wife in Cynthia Lennon and that was the problem. Cynthia was too guileless and Yoko was a master manipulator. (A lot of Japanese women are, btw….they have to be growing up in the culture they do. It's the only way they survive.)
    *
    Anywho….the REASON John was with Yoko and thought he was in love with Yoko was b/c she MANIPULATED him. Theirs was not an equal relationship. Yoko controlled John Lennon. This is well-known. This is why everyone hates her including the other Beatles. She was such a good fucking manipulator that when she felt John Lennon was starting to notice other women, she literally PICKED OUT A WOMAN FOR HIM TO HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH. But she made sure to pick out a sweet, guileless, good-natured and weak woman who she could CONTROL. This woman's name was May Pang. After John had his dalliance with her and Yoko felt enough time had passed….she kicked May aside and took John over again. John Lennon knew he was very happy with May Pang but both John Lennon and May Pang WERE TOO WEAK to resist Yoko Ono. Yoko's true talent is MANIPULATION, CONNIVING, AND SCHEMING. She's an evil and selfish bitch and got EXACTLY what she wanted. That's her true talent and she will make MILLIONS if she writes a book about it. But she never will b/c that is not how she wants to be remembered. And she has enough of John's money to tide her over.
    *



  34. 34

    Is that for real?



  35. 35

    didn't anyone call 911 !!!!! That old lady's in trouble.



  36. 36

    Stupid.



  37. 37

    Didn't she give Ke$ha voice lessons?



  38. 38

    crazy bitch! she "killed" John…



  39. 39

    art, schmart - I call it bullshit.



  40. 40

    I only listened to about the first five seconds but I think I'm traumatized



  41. 41

    if this is considered "art" than anyone could be an artist these days…



  42. 42

    Are we sure John Lennon didn't commit suicide just to get away from HER?



  43. 43

    that was about 3 minutes too long! who even sounds like that? Really? she sounds like an injured bird. total turn off i can imagine to any guy banging her.



  44. 44

    is there any wonder that her and gaga are such pals



  45. 45

    she sounds like a car trying to start.



  46. 46

    …………………..

    Well…………….

    ALL-RIGHTY THEN! =]
    …..

    D=



  47. 47

    YOU
    DON'T
    UNDERSTAND
    ANYTHING
    AT
    ALL
    CURL
    UP
    AND
    DIE



  48. 48

    That was a bit off kilter (she's known for it tho…) but she looks great



  49. 49

    Make fun all you want Perez, it sounds a billion times better than any of that absolute fucking shit Lady Ga Ga, Madonna and all those other no talent hos put out.



  50. 50

    That's disturbing



  51. 51

    orgasm is a loud thing
    too loud to do it next to people that can hear
    ill just pass the sex part….



  52. 52

    Re: Roo Morris – she looks great on WHAT planet????
    was there a purpose for this noise polution???



  53. 53

    I'll have what she's having.



  54. 54

    STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  55. 55

    I'll pass, thanks. It's one of those just ’cause/doesn't mean efforts.

  56. 7tizz says – reply to this


    56

    She never was, is, or will be relevant to art ever. She's just a scumbag gold digger like the rest of em. She will only go down in history as the woman who broke up the Beatles and who milks her husband's death to the very last penny. Oh, and I'm not a fan of the Beatles either. So sick to death of hearing their music.



  57. 57

    When will people STOP say Yoko Ono is cool and artistic? She is just plain mentally ill. She has always been mentally ill. It is sad that so many people feed into her delusions instead of trying to get her help.



  58. 58

    john lennon dies and we get stuck with this…



  59. 59

    perez you and all your followers who left comments on this video are fucking idiots who know nothing about anything especially yoko ono. read a fucking book you losers and stop blah blah blahing about yoko breaking up the beatles
    shes crazy and a witch and you all suck
    "hipster art house bullshit" stfu you illiterate cretin



  60. 60

    As we have all said: If Mark David Chapman would have aimed a little to his left he would have been a national hero…



  61. 61

    i mean, she is a Living Legend and all, very well educated woman from a very wealthy family, but WTF WAS THIS?



  62. 62

    she's not faking.



  63. 63

    Re: stfuidots – THANK YOU! At last someone with intelligence.



  64. 64

    I take it she's loud in bed… :/
    x



  65. 65

    never too old to look like a complete twat.



  66. 66

    BETS LOLZ EVER :D HAHAHAHAHA i love the comments ! yep demi moore's future lololol



  67. 67

    Someone needs to redub yoko's voice with the voice of the demon from the exorcist (Mercedes McCambridge).



  68. 68

    You HAVE GOT TO be kidding. Now I know what happened to John Lennon. HE HIRED that kid to BLEEPING KILL HIM! This is the most obnoxious woman on earth. I hope she joins John soon.



  69. 69

    if Lennon (rip) had not been assassinated she would have been the death of him. What an annoying stupid b*tch.



  70. 70

    I'm not a Yoko Ono fan, in fact, I think she's a big pretentious fake.. but you, Perez is an idiot for posting this. This is not her trying to vocalise an orgasm at all, if you had googled it before posting it, you'd have known. Or maybe it was your ghostwriter who failed to google? Either way, it's embarassing for you. Boooo!



  71. 71

    wow John Lennon would be so proud



  72. 72

    Cuckoo!

  73. Boo says – reply to this


    73

    I thought she was singing…just kidding. She is out there. WTF?



  74. 74

    i love the bemused expressions on everyone elses faces. priceless.



  75. 75

    eww.



  76. 76

    1:03 was all I could take and now I'd like it back. I only watched because I was curious. It didn't take long to satisfy (?) that craving. Did she spend all John's money and needs to work? Didn't John meet her when she was doing her "art" (people would take scissors and cut a piece of her clothing until she was naked). It seems sad to see her doing this. Useless, too.



  77. 77

    I have a headache…



  78. 78

    Yoko is FAB and you're NOT!

  79. marc says – reply to this


    79

    maybe the whole piece should be used, its not about sex



  80. 80

    We don't need any forces in Iraq or Afghanistan. Just plant Yoko in the Taliban and Al-Qaeda areas to do her act. The kill radius would be enormous!



  81. 81

    this is easily one of the most disturbing things i have ever heard.