An Open Letter To Lindsay Lohan

Whorez, you are morally bankrupt and should not be giving anyone advice. You sullen fat cow. Love the acne on the right side of your face. Or is it boils? Myrsa? Anyway, I hope it's deadly.

God, she's so awful! I refuse to even blog about her. I wish you did the same.

Very good advice….but she won't listen. People like her think the world revolves around them and they can do as they please. Look at Paris. Not my purse, not my drugs, the dog did it! LOL Denial, denial, denial and no reality. Very sad.

Perez I don't think she will listen to you but nice try. It's all up to her.

you're SO right on this one Perez! Oddly I'm starting to like you… (I can't believe I wrote that!) temporarily, I'm sure you'll do something biases & douchey to tick me off once again

Fix those teeth, Perez!

You know Perez how you said this was obnoxious, but I agree 100%. Lindsey is not going to listen though, she didn't stop going out before and I believe that was a lot of the reason the Judge was (so hard on her). To be honest when she gets in trouble next I hope the next Judge is even more strict with her, Orange Oprah can say what she wants about what a great kid she is, but if she was my daughter I would rather have her locked away, then dead and that's where this girl is headed. Lindsey you love Marilyn Monroe so much, well you are going to be like her soon enough, an icon? No just dead.

my god Perez you are one ugly mother fucker

leave her alone, it's none of your fucking business!!

All you did was state the obvious that we all already know. What I want to know is why do you have to talk in that exaggerated, annoying way, comb your hair like a freak, and have adult acne?

I think it's funny how these ppl comment on here and say rude things to you and about you Perez. If they hate you so much, why do they come to your site and support you? LMAO, ppl are stupid! Love yer stuff bb!

Shut the fuck up, fat boy. No one values your opinion on this subject.

WTF!! THE SWAT TEAM AT THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL BUILDING KILLED THE WRONG MENTAL CASE. FAT ASS PEREZ IS STILL LOOSE!!!! WHERE IS THE BEP'S ROAD MANAGER WHEN U NEED HIM? A BITCH SLAP UPSIDE PEREZ'S HEAD IS A GOOD START.

someone please slap the shit outta this bitter combover queen already.

Why do you always have to make your gayness some sort of a character joke? You try way too hard. Your acting skills are horrible … really, really, really horrible.

Why do you over enuncuiate your words? You sound so stupid !! I cant wait until someone punches you in the face, again !

All this eye rolling painful product placement could be replaced by building a respected acting career. If Jolie can get 20 million for one movie, surely someone with Lindsay's known acting chops could and should get there. By forging her onscreen career, she could get rid of all of these annoying, time consuming, penny ante income generating nickel and dime stuff and make one big pile of money in far less time, along with being respected again. Focus on good, professional acting and conduct. Period. Too many things are sidelining her point of focus. Think Oscar standards.

Nice teeth chimp! Ew you disgust me.

You are the biggest phaggot on Earth!

God you are Gross.

Bad voice
Bad hair
Bad skin
Bad Style.

I dont get it.. no doubt you are making big bucks with all of these fucking Ads plastered on your sight. Get it together. No fucking WAY you are a homo. What's the charade all about??

jesus christ….is there a surgery that makes nostrils smaller?
learn VOICE CONTROL, dude. this screaming queen act is soooo tired.

Re: Hey Gurrrl – In theory, but in his reality he's a niche entertainment gossip blogger for his living, thus the time and attention is intentional. Many of his bitching comments are slyly designed bait to promote discussion; worked on you. Nice rant, btw.