This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
We find this as equally embarrassing as it is infuriating!
Everyone who's been tuning in to the current season of Jersey Shore knows what a coked out, roid raging mess of a human being castmate Ronnie has been, whether he be verbally abusing his on/off girlfriend Sammi "Doormat" Sweetheart or cheating on her!
We reported a few weeks back that Sammi had finally seen footage from the current season and realized how frequently she had been duped, and in a rage, quit Jersey Shore, only to be convinced by producers to return a few days later.
Well, it looks like ONCE AGAIN, these two morons are back on!
The two were snapped grabbing lunch and stopping into the eye doctor's in Seaside Heights, NJ yesterday, looking just positively cutesy!
Doesn't it make you want to just BARF all over the place?
It's like watching a car crash into a building, back itself up, and then do it eight more times!
What a disgusting and toxic relationship!
And Sammi should be ashamed of herself for taking him back! And on top of that, for forcing audiences to have to endure another season and a half of their bullshit break-ups and reconciliations!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]