Have They Already Replaced Prostitution Whore On The Real Housewives Of New Jersey??

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Well, that took no time at all. Look at how replaceable she is!

Hah!

Although the second part of the reunion episode hasn't even aired yet, season three of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is already prepping for production, and it looks as though they've already found a suitable replacement for Prostitution Whore Danielle Staub, whose certifiably insane shenanigans finally got her the boot from the reality series!

Sources are claiming that co-star Teresa Giudice's sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga, has joined the cast for the upcoming season, and has already been filming for a few weeks!

The insider reveals:

"At first she wasn’t sure she wanted to go on the show, but she decided to accept it. Melissa’s husband used to have a landscaping business and then he got into real estate. And she used to do his paperwork as his secretary and now she is a housewife. Their house is actually twice the size as Joe and Teresa’s. It’s enormous! She has two live-in nannies and lives in a $4 million mansion on an exclusive lot in Montville. Teresa and Joe’s house looks like a garage compared to theirs.”

And in a HIGHlarious twist of irony, Melissa's son is apparently the nephew of Teresa that Danielle mentioned in the reunion episode! You know, the one that sent her into a rage blackout!

LOLs!

And for everyone concerned that the show will be boring without Jafar and all her instability, we're hearing that Teresa and Melissa actually do NOT get along, and her presence on the show may cause some serious drama!

Inneresting!

We're certainly glad to hear that they pulled in someone that they all know, but we were hoping that Danielle's exit would prompt Dina Manzo to come back! The show just isn't the same without her!

What do U think?? Who do U think should be brought on for season three??

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    Posted: Sep 2, 2010 at 5:25 pm / Email this  »

    12 comments to “Have They Already Replaced Prostitution Whore On The Real Housewives Of New Jersey??”



    1. 1

      I want the Prostitution Whore Danielle Staub back…the show will definitely will be boring & stupid w/out her!!!!!!



    2. 2

      More fur? These bitches are so VILE!



    3. 3

      Bring back Prostitution Whore. Funnier.



    4. 4

      They all look like Prostitution Whores…except for the old, short dumpy one.



    5. 5

      LOL DRAMA



    6. 6

      Perez, why don't you do it. Your going down the tubes on this web site anyways so you will soon have alot of time on your hands. Go for it since you didn't get the Idol or the Dancing with the Stars gig.



    7. 7

      U MORON! "Look at how replaceable she is!????" Everyone is "replaceable." But the true test is ratings. And the ratings are going to PLUNGE without Danielle. She was the only interesting thing about the show. If you have doubts, just watch the BORING family vacation episodes. If Danielle is not on their mind, Crackpot Caroline, Wishy-wahsy Jacqueline and Bankrupt Idiot Theresa are just bitter, worthless pieces of shit - definitely not worth watching. Delusional Danielle may be cookoo, but she is GREAT television. And she sets up those nasty bitches every time and they expose themselves as the trash they really are!



    8. 8

      dey coullndn git carmen soprano?



    9. 9

      dey coullndn git carmen soprano?
      Whadda bout that Gotti ho from the nineties, oh, she went broke and bankrupt too\
      yo, it's been done victoria /terese



    10. 10

      Re: michaelz
      you left out the blonde. what is the name of that dumb ugly blonde.
      she is so ugly despite her money, proves you can't buy looks or class



    11. 11

      Bring back danielle. As much as she get on my nerves i can't imagine the show without her, and i want her to get a check to support her two daughters because i like her kids.



    12. 12

      I think Melissa will bring out the WORST in Teresa. It's obvious there is competition among them. Let the DRAMA continue.