We sort of can't believe we're saying this…but GO ANGELINA!
The usually infuriating Jersey Shore star apparently had a run-in with Jeff Miranda, the famewhoring douchebag who proposed to our most beloved Snooki Snickers on a magazine cover, at a New York City strip club, which ended in her clobbering him with a microphone and pouring drinks on his head!
Here's what went down.
The two have been calling each other out in the press for a while now - Angelina says Jeff is a famewhore and tried to get with her before he declared his 'love' for Snooks. Jeff responded by saying that Angelina is a 'hater' and 'jealous.'
Last night, Jeff showed up Sapphire Gentleman's club, which he apparently frequents, while Angelina was there filming a web broadcast, and according to host Chaunce Hayden, he started in on her immediately!
“Jeff showed me text messages that he said were from Angelina that said something like 'I still have feelings for you.' Jeff was yelling that Angelina was jealous of his relationship with Snooki and that she is trying to break them up so she can date him. Angelina grabbed the microphone and started smashing him in the face with it over and over. She hit him at least three times in his face. She was screaming and swearing, ‘I’m going to kill you, you’re a fucking liar.' He looked stunned. He stood up like he was going to hit her and a group of people stopped him. She took all the booze on the table and started pouring it in his face and blinded him. I never saw somebody get beat that bad. He kept saying ‘I’m going to sue her, I’m going to sue her,' but he was barely able to talk his face was so swollen and his teeth looked crooked. She said that felt great and he had it coming for a long time.”
We don't condone violence, but there's no way she could have beaten him as badly as this guy claims he did! And this is just HIGHlarious! This douche has been running his mouth about everything and everyone since day one - it's no surprise she had had enough.
And now we all know - Jeff was clearly messing with the WRONG Staten Island gutter troll!
Team Angelina (for now, anyway)!
[Images via Pacific Coast News Online.]
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