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Maury Povich Offers His Services To Michael Lohan!
There is only one place in the world where a paternity case can be settled:
The Maury Show!
Cue Michael Lohan, who is reportedly in talks with the show's producers to clear up the recent scandalous allegations that he fathered an illegitimate daughter 15 years ago!
Michael wants to drag alleged baby momma Kristi Kaufmann on the show and take Maury's famous paternity test to prove he never sperminated this woman. Papa Lohan insists that any evidence that this woman has, including the child's birth certificate to bearing Michael's name, is completely fabricated.
Just when you thought he couldn't stoop any lower!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: fame whore, kristi kaufmann, maury povich, paternity test, tv news
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STOP BLOGGING ON THIS LOSER PLEASE
luv Maury
I want to see if he Lindsay's father first….
I love Maury! I'd watch this, just to laugh a whole lot. I usually laugh during that show anyway, but this would be a special treat =]
For goodness sakes, more publicity for the mooch.
If the "daughter" wins the lottery or makes a lot of money, THEN, Michael will say he wants a relationship and claim she is his daughter.
Since he's too cheap to pay for it himself, I guess the Mom/girl have no alternative; but she'd have to want to appear publicly on Maury, so she may want to protect her privacy and might not want to do this on t.v. Watch out for any cheating on the sample.
so this is how the man earns a living, he's a chat show whore.
YES!
maury is my baby daddy.
im startin to want to punch this fuck in the face
LOL: Michael, you ARE the father [que shouting and jumping up and down, while screaming that the test is fake]
STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT NO ONE GIVES A FUCK AND NO ONE EVER DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!