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"It’s so sad! The police found cocaine in Paris Hilton's purse. It’s her own fault because, like a schmuck, she grabbed Lindsay Lohan’s bag."
- Joan Rivers on Twitter

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"It’s so sad! The police found cocaine in Paris Hilton's purse. It’s her own fault because, like a schmuck, she grabbed Lindsay Lohan’s bag."
- Joan Rivers on Twitter
Paris knows not to worry…L Lohan is making more $$$$ for being in jail for three weeks and the post lock up interviews than she did when she was doing her most successful movie. At least Paris isn't doing porno…oh, wait…
i love you JOAN! But your daughter more!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HAHAHA BOTH SUCKS . BUT ONE IS A MILLIONERE THAT OTHER IS A LOSER . BUT BOTH OF THOSE CHICKS SUERE DO PORN THAT WILL BE FUNN TO WHACH.
lol Voice nice!! But Joans is funny to!!
I like Lindsay so i hope her all the best!!
DESPERATE 4 ATENTION!!!!
Ugh, that's barely even funny. Joan Rivers sucks.
why the fuck is paris hilton still talked about? at least lindsay lohan is an actress, paris hilton got famous for releasing a whore sex tape and 6 years later shes still lingering off that minute amount of scumbag fame. i hope she fucking dies of aids.
oh Joan…. give it a rest
OMG! Joan is sooooo funny.
Fuckein' Joan…Always AWESOME!
ha ha ha!!! toooo funny!!!!
he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he
I feel sorry for the guy (CY Waits)… Paris will have forgotten his name by next week and his career is in shambles and will spiral into oblivion (after being fired from Wynn for being in the same car with her during the incident. I mean, what the heck is she famous for anyway, besides the skankalicious limo-beaver shots?