Reports came in earlier this week that Tiger Woods had nabbed himself a sweet bachelor pad in downtown New York City. Truth is, sources are reporting this morning that this alleged new apartment is a complete hoax.
Apparently, after looking into the address rumored to be Tiger's new home, sources found that it was an "'80s conversion, run-down" building that is utterly below Tiger's high standards. He wouldn't even be caught bringing one of his slutty cocktail waitresses to such a hole!
Or would he?
Sources suggest that if Tiger was spotted moving boxes into this apartment, as some witnesses have suggested, he may have been helping a GIRLFRIEND! (Or, as they put it, "a mistress he doesn't care about.")
Most likely, the whole thing was probably just tabloid wishful thinking or a stunt pulled by a landlord to promote his building. If you really want to find Tiger in New York, the only place you'd probably find him is on the green at Bethpage.
And that's where he belongs! He has a life and career to rebuild! Get to it!
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