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Tiger NOT Moving On Down!

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Reports came in earlier this week that Tiger Woods had nabbed himself a sweet bachelor pad in downtown New York City. Truth is, sources are reporting this morning that this alleged new apartment is a complete hoax.

Apparently, after looking into the address rumored to be Tiger's new home, sources found that it was an "'80s conversion, run-down" building that is utterly below Tiger's high standards. He wouldn't even be caught bringing one of his slutty cocktail waitresses to such a hole!

Or would he?

Sources suggest that if Tiger was spotted moving boxes into this apartment, as some witnesses have suggested, he may have been helping a GIRLFRIEND! (Or, as they put it, "a mistress he doesn't care about.")

Most likely, the whole thing was probably just tabloid wishful thinking or a stunt pulled by a landlord to promote his building. If you really want to find Tiger in New York, the only place you'd probably find him is on the green at Bethpage.

And that's where he belongs! He has a life and career to rebuild! Get to it!

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7 comments to “Tiger NOT Moving On Down!”



  1. 1

    Janice Dickinson said shortly after Rachel's affair with Tiger was exposed that Tiger loved Rachel and they would be together. Maybe Rachel was accepted by the owners of this building.



  2. 2

    New York Realtors are notorious liars.
    They are constantly making up stories about people buying or being interested in their properties to drum up interest and sales.



  3. 3

    Just go away!



  4. 4

    Re: Angus8 – You are so right. I've seen them in action.



  5. 5

    Oh, please when he gets a woman it will have to be wife material. Not an old barback. Boy, did he fuck up. Losing his beautiful, educated and super cool wife. ha ha ha ha. dick.



  6. 6

    Where are the pics if he was there? (Of course he wasn't) 1.5 mill in Manhattan, plus communters, most have cells, most cells have cameras. Most NYers ignore celebrities, except teens seeing Robert P. filming here last year. Except some NYers would snap a pic because of the $$$$$ But even the NY post sources get it wrong. SHOCKING! worked the us open last year, live a short walk from Bethpage greens, U.S. open players were renting out houses on the courses. Woods was renting a house during the open and just walked onto the course early everyday, not through the front, mid course. No one was sure where he came in from, and as far as I know, no one was stalking him to find out. Rained most of the time, so I did not see him much, did not see know to look for mistresses back then. oh well.



  7. 7

    It is truly amazing how the press ran with this story without trying to verify it first. I never believed it after all that I read about Tiger I some how did not think that he would live in NY and he would not be introducing himself like that, the media sucks.