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Violence Isn't Funny, Jerry!

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We'll give him the benefit of the doubt since he is probably getting senile. But we're still pretty upset by this.

Jerry Lewis, of all people, was asked to comment on Lindsay Lohan's recent stint in jail and rehab. Once they explained to him throughly who she was, Jerry didn't have anything helpful to contribute. He told sources:

"I would smack her in the mouth. I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would say 'you deserve this and nothing else. Whack! And then if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and spank her. The same thing with Paris Hilton. Those children are begging for help. What they're doing is saying I'm fucked up. Can you help me?"

Ugh! Listen Jerry, violence or joking about violence is not cool! Nothing is resolved by it, especially if it were to be delved out by a pervy old fart like you!

Keep your opinions to yourself, Grandpa!

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89 comments to “Violence Isn't Funny, Jerry!”

  1. 1

    I would love to see a Lindsay, Jerry, and Paris three-way fuck fest.

  2. 2

    i agree with him
    they're both dumb bitches
    who have had everything handed
    to them and they've fucked it up.
    what person do you know would pass up the opportunity to hit lindsay lohan or paris hilton?

  3. 3

    You know, aside from teh smacking in the mouth which is never cool, most kids today need a good spanking rather than a "No tv, no cell phone, and straight to bed!" or "You go to time out for 10 minutes!".

  4. 4

    What is happening with our old people? First Demi Moore starts acting like she is constantly on ecstasy and now this guy with his strange comments…such an embarrassment!!

  5. 5

    While your comments about violence are true and appreciated, lay off with the disrespect of seniors. Don't you have any grandparents that you love and care about? Is that how you're going to talk about your own mother? I think not.

  6. 6

    Really? This bothers you Perez? Must be a slow day at the ranch.
    He's effing 80. Back in his day, kids got smacked. Get over it.

  7. 7

    well…they deserve it. especially lindsay. i don't condone violence perez but ever since your "incident" you are a bit holier than thou when it comes to this stuff. i think the guy was joking, chill.

  8. 8

    mario, you're not one to tell people to keep their opinions to themselves.


  9. 9

    Psshhh. I totally agree with him.

  10. 10

    That's what's wrong with these people, they were never spanked! I agree totally with Jerry! why is he wrong Perez?…don't you think all these spoiled hollywood brats would act like they do if they would have had some kind of discipline as children?

  11. 11

    He's not condoning violence he condoning solid discipline. Hey it takes a smach or two, so be it.

  12. 12


  13. 13

    LOL!!!!!! hilarious - I'd do the same thing.

  14. 14

    Fuck off Perez, you only say that about violence because you got your gay ass handed to you by Will I. Am's bodyguard. Those bitches should be slapped, maybe it will help pop their heads out of their asses.

  15. 15

    Ok 47 is old? News to me.

  16. 16

    He's right, they deserve to get smacked.

  17. 17

    I agree with him. They need some ol' fashion whupping.

  18. 18

    and he can smack T.I and his troll while he's having a smack fest!!!

  19. 19

    That's exactly why most children are running wild and running their families' households. Even some of my friends' children, I can't believe the way they disrespect their parents and elders. When I messed up or became willfull as a child, I got smacked/spanked. And I never made the same mistake twice. It's ridiculous how people can't even discipline their children anymore. That's why most kids are rotten today.

  20. 20

    I actually agree with him. Lets face it both Lindsay and Paris were never ever told no once in their lives.

  21. 21

    this isnt violence…this is the right way to punish…they will never do something again lol

  22. 22

    You go Jerry! If they had been smacked as kids instead of pampered maybe they would be upstanding individuals instead of the self indulgent, ego maniacs crying out for help. I say "Smack'em in the mouth!"

  23. 23

    so why do you give him the press?
    shit like this shouldn't be multiplied!

  24. 24


  25. 25

    Don't be an ass you fuckatard, pedophile. You of all people, who gives opinions about everything, should be the one shutting up. At least he was asked.

  26. 26

    OMG douch bag!! Didn't you just post something about Sharron Osborne smacking the chick from The View. Ugh. You are such a conflicted dumb shit.

  27. 27

    I agree with him. Smack them, but where it really hurts, their wallets. Cut them off of their money ala brit brit.

  28. 28

    Nothing should be off limits when it comes to humor. Give me a fucking break.

  29. 29

    Violence isn't cool, but I get the gist of what he's saying. Perhaps if these girls had a little more discipline growing up, they would'nt be on the path they are on now. "Spare the rod, spoil the child."-The Bible

  30. 30

    don't take things so literally! He is only saying what their parents should have been doing from day one, which is setting boundaries and offering guidance.

  31. 31

    Get over it Mario - it's not literal. Bu the makes sense…that is exactly what they deserve… You'd enjoy the spanking too much…

  32. 32

    He is so right!!! And don't pick on Jerry..he's raised millions for MDA…what have you ever done with your sorry self?

  33. 33

    he is so right! And dont pick on Jerry….he's raised millions for MDA..what have you ever done with your sorry self?

  34. 34

    Actually it is really funny, it's comedy and it would be funny to see those dumb bitches get smacked, maybe the impact would knock some sense into their sorry little heads.

  35. 35

    violence isn't funny… but it's okay to say "good riddance" when a mentally disturbed man at the discovery building is killed….

  36. 36

    Yeah um, what he said! They get everything handed to them at such a young age, grow up with money, nobody ever says no to them, they get catered to and yes'd to death, and then wind up all fucked up. And that probably wouldn't have happened if they got spanked and disciplined as a child once in awhile!

  37. 37

    He wasn't trying to be funny. I agree with everything he said. They should have been punished when they were kids and maybe they wouldn't have turned out to be the trash they are.

  38. 38

    You wouldn't like it if we called your mother an old fame ho pimping herself out by doing those ridiculous videos with you. Why would you call Jerry Lewis such nasty names? He has raised many millions of dollars with his telethons to help those suffering with muscular dystrophy, a horrible disease. You're not fit to lick Jerry's boot, numbnuts.

  39. 39

    Whatever, he's absolutely right. I went to a catholic high school and we used to have the "spanking vs. not spanking" conversation constantly. It became very apparent that kids who got spanked growing up have more respect for people and they're less likely to be a fuck up. I was spanked when I was growing up, and I have my head on more straight than most people will ever learn in their lifetime. I'm not saying it's because my parents spanked me, but it comes with the parenting. If you respect your parents growing up, you're more likely to respect everyone else, including yourself, as a grown up. These girls have probably never once been spanked, never once been told "no" and look at them now.
    And not only that, but Jerry Lewis is an iconic actor and anything YOU have to say about him will not even make a ripple to this man. You will be forgotten the moment this blog shuts down, but he will live on. However, I agree with everyone else on here, quit picking on some 80 year old man. Especially one that's helped shape Hollywood into what it is today, and being the reason you have a job.

  40. 40

    "keep your opinions to yourself" ??!!!


  41. 41

    He's talking as if he were their granpa, you fucktard..

    Is it just my opinion or Maria Perezita of the Gloryhole is becoming more incoherent by the minute??

  42. 42

    not a lewis fan but your ageism is showing mr. hilton. since when is calling someone grampa a put down? i think what he's aiming at is the idea that these young women might have benefited from someone who could have helped them move through the world with more dignity and self-love. these girls don't seem to have a sense of their own value as people and that's a shame. especially in lindsay's case where it's obvious her parents see their kids as meal tickets. they will use her struggles to get their hands on her money.

  43. 43

    He's right those girl need good ol fashion whooping on their asses. I come from a wealthy irish family, but do you think i was given everything on a silver platter? nope, my father is an ol fashion irish man he taught us to work hard for what we want also since we were little my father would tell us if he caught us doing something wrong he will hunt us down and turn us into stew and it work lol.

  44. 44

    He's old school, Perez and you're disrespectful. Back in the day you spanked kids. Nothing perverted about it. Lilo and Paris probably wouldn't be such the spoiled rotten brats they are now had they had their asses spanked as kids. Perez, you need ur ass spanked, wait, never mind, you would probably like it

  45. 45

    Jerry Jubilado!

  46. 46

    Sorry, But I have to agree with the old geezer. Linds, and that other WHORE SKANK, Paris, need a good, hard slap across the face….not one that cuts, but one that stings. And, in front of others, for more of a 'humiliation' factor. Gawd, I wish I could be the one who could do it…It would feel So good ! I would be doing these smacks on their ugly mugs on behalf of the American public, who are SO tired of their coke snort'n, whorish , self-entitled little Bitches behaviour. C'mon…just ONE good smack !

  47. 47

    I would also smack the parents for 'poor' parenting. First, Dina, then Rick and Kathy, then Michael Lohan. And, for good measure, I would smack Nicky Hilton . Her, for just being stupid and ugly.

  48. 48

    Violence CAN be funny when it involves these two Skank Whores…entitled ugly little Bitches…..

  49. 49

    Ha ha, i think he's right! It's funny stuff.

  50. 50

    Re: Poindexter-X – LoL ! Are you sure ? I just had a 'visual'. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr ! All I can see are Paris' size-11 feet over Jerry's shoulders, as Linds 'attempts' to go down on his peen as it 'attempt' to find Paris' hole…Not a purty site, Paw ! And, they are all as high as kites, natch !

  51. 51

    Sorry, Perez. I TOTALLY agree with Jerry. You owe him a BIG apology for such disrespect.

  52. 52

    I say smack her and any other dumb bitch who acts like an attention whore.

    jerry has the right idea.

    You people have your fucking priorities all screwed up on this website. You promote childrens exploitation in sex and the media, and young girls like miley and other under-aged whores acting like hookers but you won't admit it when a bitch needs a good smacking.
    Stop acting holier than thou and acting as if jerry said something so shocking. Look at this website. PEREZ is shocking and he condones violence too, remember black eye peas. nuh uh, didn't forget. So stop trying to act like a fucking mother theresa.

  53. 53

    I don't think that was meant in a violent way - think about his generation… I'm 26 & I got spanked and punished that way as a kid by parents who are now his age. That's just how you handle business to them. And to be honest, I'd spank my kids too… I don't see where a swat on the bum in violent (beating and bruising and bleeding yes, but one swat, no.). I think he was within bounds considering his circumstances.

  54. 54

    Team Jerry on this one.

  55. 55


  56. 56

    They asked for his opnion and he gave it to them…. why tell him to keep his opionion to himself????? Just cuz you didn't like what he said? that is BS!

  57. 57

    Of course violence isn't right…but does that make spanking wrong? Not if it doesn't have malicious intent. The problem with these girls is that they don't care about the consequences of their actions. Probably because they think that they won't get any. Lindsay obviously earned a slap on the wrist with her small stint in jail and rehab…but Paris obviously thinks she can get away with whatever she wants. If she didn't believe that, she wouldn't do the crime. I

  58. YUCK says – reply to this


    I whole heartedly agree with him, they really are begging for help. children love to be told NO, most parents are too cardly to discipline their kids nowadays. you have to let kids know what you expect out of them or they will never respect you.

  59. YUCK says – reply to this


    see if perez would have had a dad maybe the dad would have disciplined him and he wouldnt be the asshole he is today. kids respect the parent who is fair but disciplines them the most. kids want to be told no, and be careful and this is what is best for you. not all but most parents today are cowards. I love a well behaved child, I disciplined most of my nieces and nephews and those kids have a lot more respect for me than they do their own parents, same goes for some of my close friends kids. I dont like brats.

  60. YUCK says – reply to this


    Re: pollopicu – lol, your first sentence made me spit out my cereal it is so funny and I completely agree with you. have an awesome day :)

  61. 61

    I'd say Jerry is right, Paris and Lindsay should have been spanked as children and then maybe they would be afraid of breaking the law.

  62. 62

    Right on Jerry!!!! Her parents should have smacked her in the mouth. While we are at it. The Kardashians should of given their PIG children a few smacks too.

  63. 63

    I don't know. You got bitch slapped by the BEP and it shut you up.

  64. 64

    Well, it's his opinion on how to raise kids into responsible, mature adults. Personally I don't believe in spanking–I know some people who were being spanked by their parents, and yes they grow into people with more diligence and achievements, but they're also friggin' opportunists and don't know how to make 'normal friends', probably because their parents were never friends to them.

  65. 65

    Re: msconcierge – Jerry Lewis is an iconic comedian, and you are obviously a moron. Educate yourself and read a book.

  66. 66

    Hell, I fucking agree with him. Maybe that's what they really need; don't beat the shit out of them, but maybe knock some sense in2 them. Kids nowadays r just 2 free 2 do anything and they don't like 2 face the consequences. It's funny how u say keep ur opinions 2 urself, yet u'r giving ur own opinion about his. It's his opinion and u can't argue with it. He has the totaly right 2 say whateva he wants, just like us.

  67. 67

    Leave him alone! He's right!! Also, this guys has spent decades helping children. You've (and your ghost writers) have done nothing to help anyone. And you are not one to be telling someone "Keep your opinions to yourself…". You a the epitome of a hypocritical contradiction.

  68. 68

    i dont think jerry would literally smack her across the face. i think he meant they need to be smacked as a wake up call. they both are screaming, "my parents didnt treat me well when i was young so here i am fucking up, waiting for someone to notice me and care about me." they need to be smacked upside the head with life, like more jail time.

  69. 69

    It'd teach Linsday more then both jail and rehab have done.

  70. 70

    I believe his meaning is metaphorical. Paris & Lindsay both seem rebellious & spoiled and are obviously not listening to those wiser than themselves.

  71. 71

    Aww…did this bring up bad memories of when you got popped in the face?

    @Betty Nuggs: RIGHT ON :)

  72. 72

    Are you kidding me? You've said so much worse about both women on this site so why are you making a huge deal about this? You're a total hypocrite. He's 100% right in what he's saying. If you didn't jump to conclusions you'd see he's definitely not condoning violence or abuse. And you called him pervy? Where the hell did you come up with that?

  73. 73

    PS I agree w/ the ageism issue. Have some respect.

  74. 74

    I'm sure he would LOVE to give those idiots a good spanking. And may I point out they deserve it ! Jerry Lewis never fails to make me laugh, he was one of the best, I've seen all his movies. Vive Jerry !

  75. 75

    AMEN JERRY!! Perez ur a dumb ass!! There's a thin line between disapline and violance however he is surley speaking of disapline! These bratts where raise by there Nannies and never recieved a good old fashion ass whoopin from their parents. I tell u what, I recieved a few wacks in my day,to which without I would be a snotty, little spoiled Bratt just like them! Thank God my parents had the where with all to spank my But when I was beging rediculous! I thank them and appreciate theyre efforts tremendously!!! They made me a better more respectful WOMAN!

  76. 76


  77. 77

    To anyone insulting Jerry, He is an ICON and he made people aware of how awful long term use of prednisone is, I was on it for 3 years. And he is right, I learned the huge difference between NY kids that are smart and respect people(mostly upstate unfortunately and some of NYC) and LI bitches like Lindsay. The kids who were disciplined respected people and the unruly LI and SI people were jackasses who were never disciplined and don't care how their actions hurt other people. So glad that I had great parenting and I am not stupid enough to insult and not understand Jerry Lewis.

  78. 78

    Not sure about the smack in the mouth but Jerry is dead right about Generation Y don't you kiss my ass. Lots of these kids have never had the boom gate
    lowered on them as kids so can't lower it on themselves as adults - hence the addictions, anti-social acting out and non-stop partying to dull themselves to the futility and pointlessness of their lives. Discipline without freedom may be tyranny but freedom without discipline is anarchy that no rehab or correctional facility can deal with.

  79. 79

    Their parents were never friends to them???? Are you kidding me? Kids have their own friends. Their parents are supposed to PARENT them. Kids with "friends" for parents are generally pretty badly behaved! A "friend" doesn't want to make their kids mad or say no.
    Those two could use a smack upside their heads.

  80. 80

    I'd pay to see those two twats get smacked around. If Jerry did it, I'd pay double. Go, Jerry!

  81. 81

    My Mom spnked me on my ass ONCE @ age 2 and slapped me on the face ONCE, not hard, @ 13. I remember those moments as seminal in my choices of right and wrong and deserved the non-injurious parental knocks. Poor Lindsay does not have parents, she has parasitic friends.

  82. 82

    100% AGREE WITH JERRY!!!

  83. 83

    wow violent and perverse
    thats the way he likes it

  84. 84

    a think a little smacking might have helped them when they were younger. o_O

  85. 85

    SORRY. HE IS 100% RIGHT.

    ENOUGH with this whole generation of self important self indulgent irresponsible child adults!

    They are all effed up. One pop to the head just might wake them up, or get the gears moving again.

  86. 86

    The only reason you "don't condone violence" is because you got punched by will.i.am. I bet there have been many times where u would've loved to punch someone in the mouth, so stop acting holier than thou. It's getting annoying.

  87. Risa says – reply to this


    Re: hoochpit – Exactly. Maybe if the girls had gotten an ounce of discipline in their lives they wouldn't be drug addicts, getting arrested and making sex tapes.

  88. Ee78 says – reply to this


    Right Jerry, How about all your rat pack buddies? What about the Vegas party life you and those idiots had way back when? You need to check out what you say. You would have never made those remarks if you were in your prime. Who cares what you have to say? You have nothing to offer but violence, hatred and insults. Where is the love you used to have, Jerry? You should have smacked your drunk buddy Dean Martin. How about the lush Frank Sinatra you buddied up with all the time? What, it was all right for them and not today's celebrities" Retire, jackass.

  89. 89

    And then if she's not satisfied- what a perve.. ofcourse he wants young girls on his lap. He sounds like a pediphile. And no need for violence. It really doesn't solve anything.