We'll give him the benefit of the doubt since he is probably getting senile. But we're still pretty upset by this.
Jerry Lewis, of all people, was asked to comment on Lindsay Lohan's recent stint in jail and rehab. Once they explained to him throughly who she was, Jerry didn't have anything helpful to contribute. He told sources:
"I would smack her in the mouth. I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would say 'you deserve this and nothing else. Whack! And then if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and spank her. The same thing with Paris Hilton. Those children are begging for help. What they're doing is saying I'm fucked up. Can you help me?"
Ugh! Listen Jerry, violence or joking about violence is not cool! Nothing is resolved by it, especially if it were to be delved out by a pervy old fart like you!
Keep your opinions to yourself, Grandpa!
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