God Wants Michael Lohan To Open A Rehab Center

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Oh, sure!

Michael Lohan wants to open his own rehab facility in California and he says it's going to be "faith-based" and his mission in life!

He explains:

"After seeing what my daughter, myself and other people I know have been through, it has led me to realize this is my calling and purpose in life…we are rehab that focuses on mind, body and soul. It is a spiritual retreat…The basis of the rehab will be that there is a God; that good conquers evil; that the best way to live is to treat others like you want to be treated; and treat your body like a temple.

I'm not going to close my doors on anyone. We may offer a scholarship [to those in need]. You don't have to be Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie or Robert Downey Jr. or a celebrity to get rehab….all I want to [do] is open this place and see my family, Dina and my children are in a good place. When that day comes, I am done, I am finished. All of the things that have happened to me in my life have led to this. I know this is what God wants me to do first and foremost."

We have a feeling VIPs and the general public aren't going to be interested in what you have to offer, Michael — especially with Lindsay Lohan as your daughter!

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    Posted: Sep 3, 2010 at 11:00 am / Email this  »

    13 comments to “God Wants Michael Lohan To Open A Rehab Center”



    1. 1

      God and I both want Michael Lohan to go away.



    2. 2

      The voices are telling him to do good today……….for good publicity…..for money…..



    3. 3

      Faith-Based= Free Government Money!



    4. 4

      LOLLtastic.. so let me get this straight, God is sending Michael Lohan to open up a rehab? I'm a true believer that the past is in the past, and once you open your heart to God he forgets everything you did in the past… HOWEVER, this man still continues to be a complete idiot in order to make money! No Christian man exploits his daughter's saddening phone calls.. No sane Christian man will show up with a mesh t-shirt to an even.. nor would he make comments about his daughters personal life the way he does… From what I know, God only sends people who truly and wholeheartedly follow Him to do good…. this man is such an attention seeker its not even funny.. He's using "God" to make him look like a changed man.. there is nothing changed about him.. If there was, don't you think Lindsay would have trusted him by now?? He needs to shut up and get help himself



    5. 5

      Good Lord! I hate it when people use the name of God to justify their actions. So lame, so low class. I espcially hate it when athletes say that God wanted them to hit the homerun or whatever…REALLY? Michael Lohan is a bad guy, not a good example of a Christian person at all.



    6. 6

      LOL

      YEAH SURE…



    7. 7

      pomder's why religious nuts are always talking about what GOD wants them to do…..lol



    8. 8

      From where does this guy has the money for this kind of projects? And….why does he is a NEW? He is nothing, nobody, nada, niente……… Stop posting about him!!!!!



    9. 9

      Ummmm. You have to fully licensed, even vetted, to 'open' a center or rehab.

      This guy has been in jail how many times?? and has had how many orders of protection against him?? I doubt highly has a college degree or even a GED. and he wouldn't pass a psychiatric/or/financial forensics to save his life!!

      So CALIFORNIA….you are safe!!!



    10. 10

      Best you get clean first before you start *helping* others. I know what you did last summer Lohan you hypocritical, despicable shit.



    11. 11

      god wants perez to write some better gossip



    12. 12

      The hell with what God wants. I want somebody to cook up a hot shot for this douchebag so he'll finally shut the fuck up.



    13. 13

      i beleive that he beleives what hes saying like he believes in himself that hes trying to help but what hes saying and what he beleives isnt what people are hearing him saying nor beleiving its like hes in some fantasy world .. where he really beleives hes doing the right thing …