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Oh hey, girls!

The Sisterly Saints Of Seaside Heights, also known as the cast of The Jersey Shore, went out for a girls day yesterday around town.

Snooki, JWOWW, Sammi Sweetheart and newbie Deena Nicole walked with fierceness as they headed towards the "G" part of their GTL routine.

Don't they look EXACTLY like the girls of Sex & The City???

Ya know, if Charlotte was a doormat, Miranda had breast implants, Samantha punched people on the regular and Carrie had a liking for skulls!

Adorbs!

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24 comments to “Sex & The Jersey Shore



  1. 1

    In that photo, only pocket sized Snooki looks pretty.



  2. 2

    TRASH NOTHING MORE JUST LIKE YOU MARIO.



  3. 3

    Was "J Woww she's ugly" a man at one time, that dog needs a bone…..Woof



  4. 4

    PLEASE STOP PRAISING THIS….LOW CLASS TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ANYONE WITH CLASS DOESN'T WALK AROUND WITH…SCULLS ON THEIR CLOTHES….SNOOKI IS FAT…AND….FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    …WHEN WHAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW…IVANKA TRUMP…WALKING AROUND WITH SCULLS ON HER CLOTHES….

    ….YOU CAN GIVE THESE GIRLS ALL THE MONEY/FAME…YOU LIKE….
    BUT YOU CANNOT GIVE THEM….CLASS

    …BUT IN OUR SOCIETY TODAY….LOW CLASS SEEMS TO SELL!!!!!!
    WHAT A SHAME………….



  5. 5

    eww I HATE JERSEY SHORE



  6. 6

    Snooki looks like a midget.



  7. 7

    Why on earth did the producers keep Sam and ron aorund. Cant stand either one of them. He is a loser and she is just fucking pathetic!!!!!!



  8. 8

    The new addition to the Jersey shore "Deena Nicole" is quite the butterface.



  9. 9

    haha sammi's face is priceless



  10. 10

    The newest addition to the Jersey Shore "Deena Nicole" is quite the butterface.



  11. 11

    They should all do a porn before fading into obscurity.

    Seriously.

  12. YUCK says – reply to this


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    sammi, thinks too much of herself but she is very insecure, she deserves everything she lets ronnie throw at her. jwoww needs to get rid of those big airbags on her chest and snooki needs to lose a good 30lbs. she is a big whale for sure.



  13. 13

    theyre in toms river in this picture. not seaside hts. theyre at the seacourt pavillion plaza to be exact



  14. 14

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    **** Barf!

    Gawddamn!

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    They all look like trashy urban 13 year olds thinking they look cool.

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    Especially the first three. They're supposed to ba adult women. Can't they dress like adults instead of puberty crazed middle schoolers?

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    Fuckin' classic loud mouthed, trashy dressed, boorish attitude Ugly Americans. And I say that as an America embarrassed that so many of my fellow Americans are like that and represent us around the world like that.

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    No wonder "They" hate us for our "freedoms".

    **** Barf Barf Barf!!!
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  15. 15

    it was also 96 degrees out yesterday so i don tknow how theyre wearing sweatpants



  16. 16

    just pathetic!



  17. 17

    Chunky and dumpy!



  18. 18

    Re: YUCK
    Wow, really? Someone who's insecure about themselves and their relationships deserves to be played by their bf? What has Sammi done that has pissed you off? Nothing. She does nothing, aside from swooning over Ron. Get over it. No-one who's faithful in a relationship deserves to be cheated on. Point blank.



  19. 19

    Re: perezsuxcox
    Ha ha ha: 'J - Woww she's ugly…" Nice. I like that. Fits her perfectly. Definitely one of the best comments I've seen in this category!!!



  20. 20

    They all look fucking inbred!!!!!!



  21. 21

    Really? They are going to the Gym? Cause Snooki is oddly still fat. Must be her first time.



  22. 22

    umm.. who the fuck is she? I've never seen her.



  23. 23

    omgeeeeee i love them!!!! love all the way from the uk jersey shore!! we all love you, people r having GTL themed parties! keep doing ur thang we love u!!! xx p.s sammi stop being a little bitch and dump ronnie



  24. 24

    I have no idea what you're talking about, Mario, but I do know that I would bang Snooki in a heartbeat, and be completely ashamed of it.