Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Check this out, juiceheads!
A Perezlicisous reader sent us this inside look of in the inner workings of your favorite gudios at their favorite stomping ground, Karma.
The boys seem a little lax on their game, but get a load of Snooki! Bitch has her lady bits dangerously close to this stranger's pickle!!!
Who's the gorilla, BB?! Did you take him home for a smoosh?! Nice!
Can we fast forward through the rest of this season of Jersey Shore and get to this one?! It looks gooooood!