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While Bono double fists it in Turkey, enjoying a night out with his U2 band mates, he's thinking ____________?
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: drinking, fill in the blank, turkey, u2

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While Bono double fists it in Turkey, enjoying a night out with his U2 band mates, he's thinking ____________?
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: drinking, fill in the blank, turkey, u2
he's thinking: whatever happened to that cool guy from U2??!?
Im bout to get FUCK?ED UP!
"I'm the king of the world!"
… I may as well get drunk because I am a boring has-been and
the public is sick of my over-rated redundant music…
…why can't I just buy normal looking glasses like a non-douche?
What can I do to save the world today.
I've become so pompous and impressed with myself.
I wish I could make great music again.
"Don't you dare compare me with that guy that's a rock star and at the same time gives half of his money to charity! I'm nothing like him!"
"Damn, Let´s drink for those poor in Africa… and my fucking foundations. Cheers !"
"Don't you dare compare me with that guy who's a rockstar and at the same time gives out half his money to charity nad is a UN embassador! I'm nothing like him!"
WOW Lady Gaga is a COKEHEAD COKEHEAD COKEHEAD COKEHEAD COKEHEAD COKEHEAD COKEHEAD COKEHEAD COKEHEAD COKEHEAD COKEHEAD COKEHEAD
'…damn I wish Trini was here. She's soooooooo hot.'
Why is there a weenie sticking out of my mango cocktail.
"Cheers"! =]
"now all i need is an underage girl to give these to"
Yat ym ms. T me this week? Need to talk to you. 46 b
HE'S A CRACK ADDICT. NEEDS HELP AT UCLA MEDICAL CENTRE FOLLOWED BY BETTY FORD CLINIC.
I'm about to get laid! Whose that hot chick? Oh wait thats Adam Levine?! Whoops.
My glasses help everyone know I am not Robbin Williams….
It's time to "get my drink on" and dance with some Lepracons if need be
)
…Perez likes a different kind of double fisting.
Maybe two's not enough…
'I'm getting too old for this shit'
maybe I am a jack-ass after all
… maybe those glasses he wears really do make him look like an asshole
these two drinks on top of my back pain meds should make me feel like dancing!
"What's the score of the Charger/Denver game?"
GOOOOOO CHARGERS!
…man, my back STILL hurts…more physio and how many more months until I'm my old self again…better drink up.
where's my dick because these girly drinks aren't for the ladies…
I sure hope that one day, he will pull a 360 and turn his life around. This pic just makes me worried about his intentions.
"I'll get you next time gadget, NEXT TIME!!!!" Meeeeeeoooowww
"I wish i was double fisting The Edge!!!"
hes thinking…. "im gassed, im rich, and im lovin it "
Which girls will drink this and then go home with me?
Geeze, still wearing sunglasses at night? If he's that vain why doesn't he just be done with it and get a frkn facial???
WTF is in my dish??
Who's paying 'be jeysus'
"… who should I slushy first?"
Ooops, Robin Williams is back on the sauce.
"I can't get drunk enough before the public sees what a mess I created with Spiderman The Musical."
emm he wears those glasses cause he has light sensitive eyes ?
"I look so friggin hot in these shades. Even though I'm in a nightclub, I don't look like a prick at all. I'm as cool as I was in the 80s, if not cooler."
"I'm going to give these drinks to the starving orphans"
I'm so fucking dull and nondescipt that if I don't wear these ridiculous sunglasses, nobody will know who I am!
mmmmh…which one i'm gonna gulp first…
Maybe nobody will notice that I just barfed on my plate.
He's thinking what a douchebag Michael Ignatieff is, except that he can only
remember meeting him as 'that mumbling canadian drunk'