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George Clooney Takes A Machete To The Weekend Box-Office!

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Sorry, Lindsay Lohan! You almost had the number one movie of the weekend, but no one can deny that George Clooney has enough star power in his little pinky than you would have in any movie, every made…EVER!

In the end, the ultimate Silver Fox pulled ahead to win the Labor Day weekend box-office. His flick, The American, brought in $16.4 million over the long weekend!

Machete and Takers followed close behind with $14 million and $13.5 million, respectfully.

Drew Barrymore still sucked at #5!

Whomp, whomp!

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35 comments to “George Clooney Takes A Machete To The Weekend Box-Office!”

  1. 1

    I can't believe it…the American SUCKED!!! WTF it was soooooo boring people were walking out, snoring!!! unreal…

  2. 2

    Way to go George

  3. 3

    how is fifth bad? im sure if gaga got a number five hit, your will be whoreing it all over the site likes its the best thing in the world, oh wait you do do that

  4. 4

    Wow, 16.4 million!! That Clooney movie is quite the Blockbuster!!! NOT!!

  5. 5

    I love Drew Barrymore she's a good actress but she should be doing bad ass films and not corny lame girly films as usual.

  6. 6

    Neither loved it or hated it……

  7. 7

    Don't worry Lindsay, you'll always be able to spell better than Perez.

  8. 8

    Oh look, a limpwristed homo, running, with a gun.

  9. 9

    Re: crossbones27 – Second comment # 5. Drew makes awesome action movies, enough with the chick flicks already!! The only recent DB movie I liked that wasn't action was Grey Gardens…

  10. 10

    George Clooney's movie had the widest release opening playing in 2,820 theaters. Machete opened up in 2670 theaters, and takers only 2206. Takers is playing in less theaters than all the other movies out right now,. Julie movie Eat, Pray, Love is playing at over 2663 theaters. Something doesn't seem right about this.The movie switch had one of the widest release playing at over 3000 theater, but recently reduced down to 1885 theaters.. I just wonder how the movie would do if they all played at the same amount of theaters? Who would really be #1?

  11. 11

    Machete was just ridiculous and amazing, the american might be seen next weekend :)

  12. 12

    Only you can take a simple post and use it to offend people. I don't understand why every post has to bring someone or something down. Would it kill you to at least pretend to be somewhat positive for one day?

  13. 13

    Perez, it's respectively, NOT respectfully.

  14. 14

    What do you mean Sorry Lindsay Lohan? She was barely in the fucking thing! Plus weren't you the one getting high on your own farts about being a Latin? Why are you only acknowledging Lohan a drunk Irish has been with a brief role at best, in a movie that clearly had two big named Latinas starring in major roles? Oh wait I forgot you don't even like them, Fuck you!

  15. 15

    Clooney is pretty cool. It was between his movie and some movie no one would have heard of if that fuckup lohan wasn't in it.

  16. 16

    If you really cared, maybe referring to "Machete" as a Robert Rodriguez movie instead of a Lindsay Lohan movie might help it sell more tickets…

  17. 17

    "no one can deny that George Clooney has enough star power in his little pinky than you would have in any movie, every made…EVER!"

    Who proofreads this site? A 6 year old? Anybody?

  18. 18

    this movie sucked ass
    SOOOO BORING!! i zero faith in Clooney

  19. 19

    I went to see Machete and it was awesome.
    Sorry but this George Cloony movie doesn't interest me in one bit.

  20. 20

    Wow. Just put George Clooney in ANYTHING and it will make millions. There is no way this movie makes anymore money except for the curious crowd. Please don't waste your time or money on this film. :(

  21. 21

    You sure have a thing for Lindsay, uh? You sooooo wish you were her..


  22. 22

    The movie SUCKED! I want my $23 back!

  23. 23

    Sales doesn't mean the films are that good.

  24. 24

    When most major films spend $80 million on publicity, you could probably get great box office for a film of a PTA meeting. The first week sales are puff sales from excess publicity.

  25. 25

    I checked out Takers this weekend. AMAZING! I loved it. Its no wonder that Takers is doing so well. You have the action for the guys and the great eye candy for the ladies. So you can just imagine how amped up i was, being a woman who loves action movies to have all that yummy goodness on screen.

  26. 26

    Sundown you better take care…if I hear you've been creepin' round my back stair…

  27. 27

    Open the door and realize….you're a very bad girl. lol…

  28. 28

    You shut your whore mouth, Mario. Mean Girls rules.

  29. 29

    Yeah…'I Don't Wanna Cry' by Mariah Carey says it.

  30. 30

    You know something interesting I've noticed? You've set me up to be in an impossible situation here, where anything you do that suits you is fine…b/c you 'need to be loved' or 'you're alive and have needs'. I apparently don't and whatever I need doesn't enter into it. Anything I do that isn't exactly as you decide it should be is wrong. In other words, you've attempted to set up a no win situation so you can control me.

  31. 31

    You never satisfied me on any level when we were supposedly 'together'. Sorry honey…if you're alone when we're 'together', it wasn't my choice for the longest time. I just gave up on you when I realized I wasn't OK with the no win situation you were calling love. You are beautiful and wonderful, but neither of us is at our best when we're 'together' and you obviously feel that or you wouldn't have been with that dude. So stay with him if you like him so much. If it's easy and good and all the things you wanted. I just can't do this one anymore. It's too painful.

  32. 32

    Drew…if you never directly communicate, I'm not going to know what you want.

    Will go off and make a life that has nothing to do with you.

  33. 33


    Don't care if you're still with wee man there. Just business as usual isn't it?

  34. 34

    That's ok…say what you want.
    You know I don't believe any shiz you say anyway, right?

    Oops. :)

  35. 35

    Don't cry there, chickita. It'll be alright.