Simpleton Considers Herself "Lucky"
We actually happen to agree, but it isn't because she has a man in her life. It has more to do with the fact that people still give a shiz about what she is doing and with who!
Good for you, BB!
In an effort to make sure we all remember she isn't a lonely, bitter hag sitting a dark room somewhere surrounded by cats and broken dream, Jessica Simpson Tweeted out this picture of herself and her BF Eric Johnson yesterday. Along with the picture, she Tweeted:
"I met a wonderful man. Damn I'm lucky!"
Glad to see you so happy girl! Here's hoping it lasts.
Who knowns, 3rd 4th 10th 17th time might be the charm for you! (That's how many guys have dumped her, right? Around that?)
Tags: eric johnson, lucky, new couple, twitpic
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Dude..what the fuck is your problem with people?. At least unlike you she HAS someone. She's not on drugs, sleeping around or being an attention whore like most of your other daily targets. Why not lighten up a little?.
well i think she brought all the bitterness upon herself by divorcing nick, what ever happened to her christian ways? o yea she wanted to sleep around and that's why her life sucks now!
You're so pathetic, and jealous! She's gorgeous, and talented. And you? You're a fat, ugly, and hateful person!
This is why men dump her all the time. She gets too serious too quickly and they get scared and run. She never learns…
Why do you hate her so much?????? She has never been my favorite but i actually feel kind of sorry for her sometimes especially with people like you hating so hard for no apparent reason other than jealousy.
There comes a time in every girls life when they (finally) learn to stop making the same mistakes over and over again. Jess isn't quite there yet, but she will be one of these days. I wish her the best.
you're a prick
She is a lucky girl! He's cute, so good for her. It's nice to see a celebritie that don't post self-centered, attention-grabbing pics of themselves (Demi Moore, Gaga) It seems like anyone who has morals or is a Republican you seem to hate on. You're just jealous, Perez…
she looks so happy in that picture. Nothing wrong with being happy.
Nick lachey was the only man who ever gave a shit about her. her father promoted her more than him, she thought she was hot shit and dumped nick because she thought she could do better. he loved her flaws, and everything else no other man would ever put up with. simply spoken, she's a dumb bitch. if you find someone who loves you, keep him! Lesson learned.
What kind of pathetic misogynist must always refer to pretty women as hags?
True, I am not much into JS, but I sure am not into putting people down and calling them names. Yes yes, sticks and stones … but really, why not try to start being witty rather than ignorant and rude.
She needs to stop idolizing men as knights in shining armor. That's where she goes wrong and eventually gets hurt when they no longer wish to lay down their coats over the mud for her walk upon. Life is not a fairy tale girls.
what is with you - this girl is so beautiful and more real then half of the hollywood twits you praise. she has ups she has downs - how soon the fickle world forgets she was america's sweetheart…she'll be back on top - she never really went away -she had to endure the bullshit while trying to grow up but endure it she did…she is an amazing woman and you are pathetic - get those goddamn blinders off and see what is what for a change. the girl clearly has the happily ever after dream and you consistly punish her for it…fuck you.
I am almost certain she could care less about what you think or say Perez… She is doing well with her shoe collection, trust me I know b/c I buy them all of the time. What she doesn't make in album sales she makes it in retail. I am a JS shoe fan! Let her live, why don't you?
you are an asshole mario!
brain transplant required
""a lonely, bitter hag sitting in a dark room somewhere surrounded by cats and broken dreams"". . . . . . Sounds like a page from your Life's Story, Mario.
Lay off for crying out loud! It is "newsworthy" when someone is happy. Wow. I get that disaster sells, but people want to see the happy times too.
You say SHE'S the bitter old hag… I think it's high time you pull a mirror out, Perez.
omg leave the girl alone! she has gone out with a normal amount of people! y is it when john mayer dates several women-he's the man-but if she changes who she dates she's a desperate person?
HE IS UNEMPLOYED AS WELL. HE IS A TOTAL BUM
SHE IS OLD SHORT AND NOT THAT PRETTY. WHO WOULD WANT HER NOW EXCEPT AN UMEMPLOYED FORMER FOOTBALL PLAYER
I don't know this girl, she could be mean or nice. It's none of my business. But most people date aroung (i.e. see other people) before they commit. You do know this, don't you? Don't you??
Re: kittenish – And you know all this - how? If you're going to bash someone you don't know, please attempt to research your statements first. The divorce was not 100% because of her.
Her father totally messed her up emotionally. I fell sorry for her because the only dude who wants to be in the clutches of a needy woman is someone with a lot of issues. On the other hand, at least she has someone. There are some people in this world that no one but their mother wants and that's even doubtful. Right Perez?
She shouldn't have left Nick. She let her fame go her to head, thinking she'd be the next Julia Roberts. I followed her and Nick pretty closely back in the day and it's obvious that is what happened.
Re: LisaRose – You're right about that one- but I think (seriously) she'll need therapy to get over it. Her father raised her as if men actually were Knights in Shining Armor. She probably thinks this is normal. It's amazin Ashley grew up. Then again, it seems Daddy didn't give a shit about her. He is one creepy, creepy dude.
Perez, I love your blog and am an ardent supporter of yours. I often write to praise you on the work you've done with your looks, and to congratulate you on your wonderful success. And I mean it ten times over! Please listen to someone who wishes the best for you. It is one thing to talk ruthless high school- style "mean-girl" shiz with your friends. That's half the fun in the world. But it is very wrong to use your blog to try to alienate the affections of fans from celebrities and just pound these people ruthlessly the way you do. Here is the sad news for you… it robs you of objectivity and credibility. And what do you gain? Look at the responses you've gotten here. Please try to reign yourself in. It was ok just to show the picture and tell us JS had a new guy. Then, the next time you bowl with GaGa in Detroit, you and she can have a big laugh at Jessica's expense. PRIVATELY. Please!! Do it for yourself!
You know Perez, you look like a petty bitch everytime you post something negative about her! We certainly NEVER hear about you having someone special in your life..other than your dog!
I'm so happy for her!!!!!!!!!
Perez: '17x dumped'? That's called dating. You spend time together and figure out if you're a match.
A healthy thing. Healthier than you running (ok… crawling) after everyone who gives you the slightest bit attention….
Unlike Perez who IS a lonely, bitter hag. She has someone - his jealousy is really obvious. How pitiful he is.
Good for her…and why ya hatin on her as well as chicks like Jennifer A all the time…Did she sue you as well like Jen did and win? or is it you have no one to snuggle cept yer dog and yer jealous….
Yeah for Jessica. She is a beautiful young woman who deserves the best. She had an awful year and handled with dignity and grace. What is your problem Perez Hilton!
She sure falls in love fast! With Nick Lachey it was by her INSISTENCE that he went ahead and "pursued her" and then married the woman. Then there was Oscar Mayer who DUMPED HER BIG TIME, nepalm sex or not. Then that football player who she was GOING TO MARRY and DUMPED HER big time, now she is in love with this guy whose wife dumped him…could it be her bad breath, since she doesn't brush her teeth and all? Could it be that she's SO FAT or that she is not very intelligent? WHAT DO I CARE?!!??
Bullshit!From the pic looking :the dude is not much into her but she is smitten with him. Sad,cuz advice to Jessica:Love yourself before you love someone else!!!!!No hate here but I see the guy will brake her heart.
and your boyfriend's name is???
Project much?
when i first saw this picture, i thought it was nick lachey. no joke.
"People who ghost write PerezHilton.com ought to listen to the readers/commenters of this site! There are 37 that I just looked over, and for once in a millenium almost all of us completely 200% agree!! You ought to listen to us for once, and lay off of her, and Jen A. " That's how I feel anyway. With how much Perez loves his mom, you would think he would love/treat women with a little more respect! That is until all of us hear about you having been in a successful relationship, "Perez!"
hahahahahaha.
shes ecstatic because she has a man. this foolosh woman is never whole unless she has a man to make her whole. she puts the womans movement back 40 years.
Why are you so mean to this girl? A high school association? The pretty blond cheerleader? And if you didn't think she was relevant anymore, you wouldn't post a story about her every other day!
She is a beauty when she doesn't overdue the hair and make-up. Much better natural!!
[re=5317730]Re: Jolie*[/re - Almost everbody walks through the bog of dating to find some solid ground.
its just a matter of time before he gets tired of her irritating ass.
Re: legacye – your comment should carry the following caviat: the rantings of a lonely, sad human being.
Re: HellaBandit – anyone using the word "hella" post 2001 is in speacial need of help.
She is lucky, considering she can't read or write, form a declarative sentence, and thinks movies are real.
Re: Jolie* – You are a fucking idiot. I'd elaborate, but your tiny mind wouldn't be ab;e to handle it.
Re: Caligulascousin – Oh, aren't you special, Ellie May!
perez, knew it was too good to be true. You were only nice when it benifited you. So Hollywood & fake. Seriously 17 guys. Give your frigging head a shake. If your talking LOHAN, Hilton or a Kardashin I would agree.. Its just time to lay off the girl.. Shes not drugging or in jail or no sex tape.. maybe thats the real issue. She happens to be real.
Lets leave her alone & her new Boyfriend & give them some space. She deserves it & you know it.
How about you GET A FUCKING IDENTITY with OUT a man???? This is very typical and very common amongst young women. They don't feel validated unless they have the utmost validation and almost worship of a man. I know someone exactly like this. Women need to power up and stand on their own for a while. She's in her late 20's, no? She's still trying to find who she REALLY is. Of course, she's too stupid to get a clue.
30 years old makes you a hag????? whats the matter with you Mario?? she is still young and quite beautiful, 30 is not old! 30s are the new 20s, you should know better!
Jessica Simpson Sucks. She has to tweet about her lovelife because its the only way she can remain relevent. The only thing she ever talks about are her weight issues. I am sick of her, her relationships, and her weight issues. This girl isn't about anything else. The only thing she does is show off her tatas and sell her name to clothing manufacturers. She is no designer. There is no talent in Jessica Simpson. Yea, he is such a great catch, an unemployed football player with no money. But I guess thats alright with the Jessica, since she can control him with money.
Re: kittenish – Is that why you're with a guy ? Because they love you ? Not because you love them ?
You're very insecure, you're worse than Jessica …fuck …you're worse than PEREZ !!!
She is a clingy fat annoying mouth breather!ahaha!He is just jusing this dumb cow for her money.Word!!!!
Honey, you have done ZERO to remain relevant in the last ten years… get over yourself. We have.
No, Stupid you were "Lucky" to have Nick put up with your immature, childish ways for 5 years and you were even "Luckier" that he put up with your pervert, creepy father.
So I guess she's going to say: He completes me, he's the love of my life. blah blah blah like she'd done with Nick, Tony, John, and now Eric?
I'm SO glad she's finally fading away.