It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
This is just too much!
He looks like he can barely move, and yet he's uploading videos of he and his girlfriend swapping spit?!
He must be BORED!
Glad to see you're doing well, but a written update would have sufficed, bb!
Get well soon!