Kiki's Purse Burglar Gets Four Years Behind Bars

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Thief James Jimenez has been sentenced to four years in prison for stealing Kristen Dunst's $2,000 Balenciaga purse from her room at the Soho Grand hotel in 2007.

"I don't understand the charges," said Jimenez to the judge. "I don't understand why I'm being charged."

Manhattan Supreme Court Judge Jill Konviser responded, "I understand, because I presided over this trial and I'm familiar with all the evidence."

Ouch!

Jimenez's lawyers tried to get out of the charges by insisting their client had permission to roam the hotel while the cast and crew of How to Lose Friends & Alienate People took over the building.

Nice try. Enjoy your time in jail!

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    Posted: Sep 7, 2010 at 6:50 pm / Email this  »

    24 comments to “Kiki's Purse Burglar Gets Four Years Behind Bars”



    1. 1

      I think anyone who owns a $2,000 purse should be put in jail!



    2. 2

      wow, four years…that's a bit much. that really really sucks. I feel bad for him :(



    3. 3

      Okay so, this person gets 4 years in jail for stealing a purse, yet Lindsay Lohan gets like 20 days in jail and a week in rehab for chasing after someone in a SUV while high on drugs. Oh yeah the justice system is so fair and balanced HA! Yeah right.



    4. 4

      i don't understand how a purse robber can get more jail time than some child molesters do. sometimes i really don't understand the justice system.



    5. 5

      Is Kristen still making movies? Isn't she going out with that other mess, Tara Reid? Does Kristen still have a career or did it get washed away in the bar?

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    6. 6

      I like how if it were the other way around she would have got probation

    7. Onion says – reply to this


      7

      4 years for stealing a purse? Really?



    8. 8

      4 years for a purse yet loca lohan and paris hilton do a few days???



    9. 9

      Someone who steals a purse gets 4 years…however Lindsey Lohan who is a druggie gets just a couple days? Oh..and also those rich b*tches who broke into Lohans, Hiltons, etc houses only got a couple weeks in jail as well. Goes to show you the Rich & famous walk around like Kings, commit felonies and only receive a slap on the wrist. While the average Joe with lesser charges gets a more severe sentence . UGH!!



    10. 10

      how does he not understand?? lol you stole a purse you idiot xD

    11. @v@ says – reply to this


      11

      One purse, 4 years. Sink the economy, no years.



    12. 12

      LOL!! IS THAT THE BEST DEFENSE JIMENEZ'S LAWYERS CAN COME UP WITH?! SO…CAN I STEAL FROM A BANK BECAUSE I HAD PERMISSION TO WALK IN AS WELL?? NEVER KNEW THAT IMPLIED STEAL FROM THE PLACE AS WELL!! FAIL!!



    13. 13

      4 YEARS FOR STEALING A PURSE? HA HA H A THAT IS SO INHUMANE ITS FUNNY. WHAT WOULD HE HAVE GOTTEN IF THE PURSE HAD CONTAINED HER DIAPHRAGM? AN ASS REAMING ALSO? I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE GET FUCKED UP, EVEN IF IT ISNT FAIR, ITS JUST SO FUNNY!!!!



    14. 14

      4 years for stealing a purse is all kinds of crazy. the justice system in USA is fucked up.



    15. 15

      How can lindsay lohan get about 25 days in jail, but this guy get four years for stealing a purse. Sorry, I would rather have a purse stealer on our streets, than someone on meth, drunk and driving .



    16. 16

      this is stupid a non violent crime gets 4 years in prison.

      but felony crimes by celeb get 2 months in jail.

      this is why i think cops and prosacuters should get a knife in their neck a kitn.
      i hope kirsten dunst goes to prison for being fugly.



    17. 17

      gaahhh white people age terribly…



    18. 18

      4 years for stealing a purse thats wayyyyy excessive and insane

      lohan almost ran over a kid APPARANTLY and she gets nothing….
      it should be 4 monthsn max for the purse not 4 yrs that nuts



    19. 19

      When I first saw this (here) yesterday I also thought four years for nicking a purse was excessive- the thief probably didn't know it cost two grand. I agree with other posters somethings wrong with the criminal justice system; the cops swoon over celebutarts like PH, et. al. and then throw the book at the poor and unknown…not a very "just" system…



    20. 20

      I dont understand this at all!! stealing a purse 4 yrs??? Thats so damn extreme! maybe like 30 days in jail or 60.. Paris hilton had friggin COKE and got let out and lets not even talk about lindsey.

      wow this world is screwed up. Hopefully the guy can appeal that! 6 months MAX. some killers get less time! geeze



    21. 21

      4 years is insane!!! murderers get away with less! just look at OJ!



    22. 22

      Four years? Really?
      Yet again another celebrity based case which takes things way to far.
      1) It's a purse. Not your kidney.
      2) She's obviously got it back.



    23. 23

      What I don't understand is how this person gets 4 years and Alexis from the burglar bunch case only a few months…



    24. 24

      Jimenez is a 36 year old veteran car thief, shoplifter and gun-toter. He was at the hotel when he and his friend, convicted heroin dealer Jarrod Beinerman went into the Soho Grand. There is video footage of him in Dunst's suite at the hotel carrying out a bag with her expensive purse. He could have received 8 years but the judge gave him 4 years.