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Montag Tweets About Massaging Breasts

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The Attention Whore Heidi Montag got a little too personal on twitter this morning.

“Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.”

Um…thanks for the info? Please feel free NOT to inform us next time you decide to feel yourself up!

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24 comments to “Montag Tweets About Massaging Breasts”

  1. 1

    those aint soft honey!

    ladies with real breasts, remember this is what you have to deal with when getting plastic implanted in your chest! ROFL

  2. 2

    Barfacious pig.

  3. 3

    She could make quite a bit of money if she filmed herself doing this.

  4. 4

    She's such an IDIOT!!!! I vomit every time I look at her plastic f'n face.

  5. 5

    Ummmmmmmmmm . . . . . tmi heidi . . . . . gawd i hate her . . . . . . . . . .

  6. 6

    It would never be softer than the real deal, no matter how saggy they get 5 years down the line.

  7. 7

    Attention Whore.

  8. 8

    No, sorry. You can't make implants "soft". You can smash them around to keep that pocket they are jammed into open enough so they move a little, but that's about it.

  9. @v@ says – reply to this


    Instead of 'Hoarders', I suggest someone pitch a show called 'Heidi the Hypochondriac.' She's self-obsessed.

  10. 10

    she's got plenty of soft tissue in between her ears to massage

  11. 11

    By the look of the circles on her chest made by those silicone bags she has stuffed into her breasts she ain't doing it right. I doubt they're soft in any way, shape or form anyhow. She still looks like a 40 year old washed up porn star.

  12. 12

    Re: HeatherIsOnFire – You are so right!

  13. 13

    It looks painful..

  14. 14


  15. 15

    How did she massage and tweet at the same time?

  16. 16

    WHY WHY WHY report about her???

  17. 17

    and what about those of us who had the common decency and love for ourselves to NOT let some surgeon cut us open and shove foreign shit into our bodies, all for the pleasure of MEN??

    I'd kill to smack this bitch a few times.

  18. 18

    Re: @v@
    "Hypochondriac" refers to excessive preoccupation or worry about having a serious illness. How is this relevant to heidi, or to this discussion, in any way.

  19. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: Bambam03 – English Oxford Dictionary: Hypochondriac - A person who is excessively anxious about their health. (Nothing at all in definition about serious illness.) Miriam Webster Online = nothing about serious illness there, either. Dictionary online: a person who worries or talks excessively about his or her health.
    Many more excessive body part concern stories over the last year on here and elsewhere.

  20. 20

    She was okay fguly before her plastic surgery, but now she
    just real ugly, and worse, run of the mill typical plastic blonde ugly

  21. 21

    She was okay fguly before her plastic surgery, but now she
    just real ugly, and worse, run of the mill typical plastic blonde ugly.
    She just made herself look like any low rent southern easy blonde in any high school.

  22. 22

    Ewwwww…what's wrong with her?

  23. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: Bambam03 – Meh. Heidi will pull it all together eventually.

  24. 24

    We? I, Heidi, do not have implants.