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You Have Been Chosen, Tiger Woods!

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Golf is pretty calculated sport, but whoever decided to put Tiger Woods on the team for The Ryder Cup was a friggin math whiz!

You see, The Ryder Cup is the most prestigious events in the golf circuit. It pits the best players from Europe against US players and considering that Tiger hasn't really been up to par as of late, it seems fishy that he would be chosen.

But see, its not and team captain Corey Pavin knows it. He knows that by adding Tiger to the roster, it won't just be ESPN following the games - the whole world will tune in. (He's a notorious scummy playboy, remember? The world still cares about that!)

Tiger phoned in on a press conference to announce how proud he was to be selected, but pride is the last thing he should feel right now. You weren't picked for your putting, BB! You were picked for the amount of women you've showed your putter to!

[Image via WENN.]

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6 comments to “You Have Been Chosen, Tiger Woods!”

  1. 1

    Perez tu si eres Malo! LOL

  2. 2

    have you ever seen a golf match? he got chose because for the last 11 yrs, he has been the #1 golfer in the world u fuckin moron.. he went on almost a yr hiatus, and was still ranked #1. give you're head a shake

  3. 3

    OLD NEWS Mario, slow day?

  4. 4

    I don't give a shit who he fucked or when he fucked them. He's plays golf and he's the best in the world at it.

  5. 5

    I heard on NPR today, that Tiger was picked because he had been playing better these days, since his divorce had become final.

  6. 6

    Tiger Woods’ Golf Game is one step forward, two steps backwards! Maybe it is lack of PEDs, the other pills, and Dr. Galea’s blood spinning treatments! It is not lack of sex because, Tiger most likely has been getting it already from whores and gays, because reportedly he swings both ways! Maybe it is that the thrill of cheating is gone, since he does not have a loyal and decent wife at home anymore to cheat on ! Or maybe is that Tiger will not ride Elin’s cuppa again! Tiger will not escape KARMA!!!