50 Cent’s Twitter Feed Translated Into Proper English

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This is truly HIGHlarious! Someone is “translating” 50 Cent’s rambling, misogynist, incoherent tweets into proper English. Here are some examples (50’s original tweets in italics)

50cent: Soulja and fab kicked it they cool now aint no more beef you cock suckers have a nice day lol

English50cent: Soulja and Fab have reconciled their differences, but have run out of meat. Warm regards to my homosexual followers. *laughs*

50cent: I'm going back to write my album lolBut leave soulja alone a bitch set him up give him a break dam

English50cent: My work continues. *laughs* Please refrain from pestering Soulja. He was conned by a female dog. Water barricades gladly received.

50cent: I get all you niggas killed fuck that. I dear you niggas touch him. Soulja say what ever you wantNiggas aint gone do shit

English50cent: I will organise your collective assassination. I challenge your ability to hurt him. Soulja has the same view. You lack courage.

This is officially our new favorite thing on twitter!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: english, lol, translated, twitter

Posted: Sep 8, 2010 at 5:05 pm / Email this »

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18 comments to “50 Cent’s Twitter Feed Translated Into Proper English”

VirginGirl says – reply to this

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You are the last person to tell 50 Cent how to write in proper English.
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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lol:D
axreason says – reply to this

3

This made me laugh out loud.
Loudoo says – reply to this

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OMG i am laughing so hard im cryn!! lmao!!!
iloveaguilera says – reply to this

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perez that was fucking funny.

screw virgingirl && what she has to say

POST MOREE
Peanut777 says – reply to this

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HAHAHA!!! God this is hysterical!
Jessmac1213 says – reply to this

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hahaha
chunkeh says – reply to this

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thanks hilarious, i love that.
pinktoenails says – reply to this

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that was fucking funny! not gonna lie!
NDDD says – reply to this

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hahahaha we should translate more of these types of things. When people talk like that it makes me LOL.
Angus8 says – reply to this

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OMG that is hilarious.
50 Cent is a house burning bitch though.
Obsessed says – reply to this

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really not that funny. why wouldnt someone understand the shit? not hard. again, not funny.
BritneyBitch! says – reply to this

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hahahahahah
isabellatrix says – reply to this

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Re: Obsessed – Apparently, you're the only one who doesn't find it humorous. It's not that we DON'T understand it, anyone can understand what he is saying. It's just hilarious to have it translated into proper English, and imagine 50 Cent saying it like that. Stop being so stuffy and take a joke.
Poindexter-X says – reply to this

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He is such an ignorant piece of shit.
MissEvonne says – reply to this

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I saw him on Tavis Smiley and he was like a goddamn rhodes scholar–and he tweets like THAT? I assume he's KEEPIN IT REAL for mental midget fans?
TheMikeyMan says – reply to this

17

This post made my day, haha. Thank you very much for posting!
Quichie says – reply to this

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By looking at this and actually knowing (and receiving text messages from people), 50 Cent seems to be more intelligent than people give him credit for. Unlike some of my family members, he knows how to spell and can complete sentences. It isn't that funny, honestly.