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Congrats Rachel Dratch! It's A Boy!

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Looks like it’s the summer of Former-SNL star births!

Rachel Dratch has just announced the recent birth of her son, Eli, only a few weeks after the birth of Amy Poehler and Will Arnett’s son, Abel.

Dratch has said that there’s a “crazy story” behind her pregnancy, but she refuses to share the story at this time.

We’re curious to hear what this CRAZY story might be. Here are a few of our initial theories:

-Just the fact that somebody was willing to get her pregnant

-Will Arnett is the father

-Rachel Dratch was never pregnant. Amy Poehler had twins, but didn’t realize it. Dratch stole one of the babies from the delivery room

-The new Brad Pitt cheating scandal is just the tip of the iceberg. Pitt fathered Dratch’s baby

What do U think the crazy story behind Rachel Dratch’s pregnancy is?

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12 comments to “Congrats Rachel Dratch! It's A Boy!”

  1. 1

    that must be one snugly baby

  2. 2

    Shut the hell up Mario. She's a great comedian and I'm sure she'll be an excellent mom. Leave her alone.

  3. 3

    "Just the fact that someone was willing to get her pregnant"??? Why is that so hard to believe?? Who are you to judge? What a terrible thing to say! She is awesome!

  4. 4

    pretty sure she is a lesbian…

  5. 5

    amy poehler is not attractice but she looks like a model compared to that beast rachel

  6. 6

    What's the mans name on the left?

  7. 7

    WHY would anyone impregnate them?!

  8. tj77 says – reply to this


    You're such a dick!!! You have no right judging her looks. Take a look at yourself buddy. You're not attractive AT ALL. I'm a gay dude, and I'd rather have sex with her than you any day.

  9. fiona says – reply to this


    Both of those ladies are awesome. The guy who snarked about them is surely a pimply unpleasant smelly dweeb.

  10. 10

    jesus christ someone had sex with Rachel Dratch ??

    *dick shrivels*

  11. 11

    Can these two…uh…women try way harder to look less unattractive and disgusting? A bath maybe?

  12. 12