It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Alert the Vatican! He's back! We found him!
Shun the nonbelievers!
The Almighty was spotted having lunch in Beverly Hills yesterday, then enjoying a stroll around town.
Amazing! Check out his Birkenstocks! Really classy!
Obviously, we are kidding and this isn't really Jesus Christ…or is it?
What we really want to know is where's Pretty (Wo)Man?!?! We miss her/him!
Ugh! Why can't they be having lunch together?!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]