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Holy Christ, It's Jesus!

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Alert the Vatican! He's back! We found him!

Shun the nonbelievers!

The Almighty was spotted having lunch in Beverly Hills yesterday, then enjoying a stroll around town.

Amazing! Check out his Birkenstocks! Really classy!

Obviously, we are kidding and this isn't really Jesus Christ…or is it?

What we really want to know is where's Pretty (Wo)Man?!?! We miss her/him!

Ugh! Why can't they be having lunch together?!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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26 comments to “Holy Christ, It's Jesus!”



  1. 1

    Perez (lolz) something is wrong with you!

    Cake much?

    www.bodycake.com



  2. 2

    Pretty (Wo)man won't be having lunch with Jesus, and neither will you. Yep, God hates f@gs.



  3. 3

    He's going to hell, for that, lol.



  4. 4

    This guy has been walking around the country for a while now promoting religious coexistence. Nice guy to talk to.



  5. 5

    wow…. lol



  6. 6

    his name is Kevin, hes really sweet! He normal goes out on Sunset. hes nice, helped me cross the street :)



  7. 7

    Not an ounce of Jew in this guy



  8. 8

    Wow… love this.



  9. 9

    dude! that's the guy that hands out pizza around sunset at like 2am most nights!! he's a legend!!



  10. 10

    There's a film on Hulu about a guy that dresses like Jesus, walking from town to town spreading "the word." This doesn't look like the same dude.



  11. 11

    Cute. I love it.



  12. 12

    Kevin!!!! He's a comedian and a great guy.



  13. 13

    KEVIN!!! Really nice guy. Met him in LA/ Santa Monica last month!



  14. 14

    After reading The Year of Living Biblically, it looks like someone who might possibly be following all the rules of his religion rather than picking and choosing.



  15. 15

    Wow. I'd like to have e lunch with 'Jesus'. He looks bored.



  16. 16

    what would have been really cool if he came out 9-11-10 at 9:11 am.but it still cool



  17. 17

    LOL



  18. 18

    saw him at my whole foods a couple of weeks ago, JC is a fan of turkey sandos.



  19. 19

    I love him… he always walks around santa monica and i caught him in weho walking around one night, i wouldve loved if he was partying!



  20. 20

    Perez, this is downtown Jesus! He lives and walks around downtown L.A. and pops up at a hipster show or too every now and then…



  21. 21

    perez your so busy trying to be a celebrity, this guy has been at least 8 years, i mean what the fuck happen to perez hilton ( the guy who got kicked in primary school) i mean what really happen to u , u have changed so much like when u see a person wearing the same clothes u get all gay about… remember u where once a low life who couldnt get internet connection in his own place ( fucking cheap an pooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrr) and now u talk bad shit about people like this guy, u have no memories when u where begging people for some change so u can buy a coffee at starbucks…yeah yeah u have your fans ( 15 year olds ) that support u but u know u r sinking i mean your cartoons where so bad u had to take them down your fashion website its shit you besides talking about people are shit u SUCK u no life no real job u suck at dancing u cant act or sing u have no talent at all oh yeah u got beat in camara hahahah fucking loser



  22. 22

    Perez you are so funny!!! Your the best!! and GOD DOES NOT HATE ANYONE! you @$#$%!$!!!!! GOD LOVES EVERYONE remember that!!!!



  23. 23

    Re: mariosfat – he steals ideas, too. i sent him my blog on this a few weeks ago and now he posts this image and won't even throw me a bone. you'd think that since he was a starving blogger just a few years ago, that he might be willing to help out others just starting off. guess not. disappointing.



  24. 24

    if jesus ever existed he wouldnt look like that. he was from the middle east ffs



  25. 25

    LOL! I see him all over Hollywood…even saw him in a few clubs! Makes me bust out Christina Applegates line from 'The Sweetest Thing' "LOOK! Its Jesus!" Hahaha!



  26. 26

    i think he'd be great to talk to :) if ya dressed up like JC you gotta be a nice person eh x