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Paris Accused Of Smuggling Drugs In Her Vajay AGAIN?!

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Uh, oh!

A book filed in the lawsuit between cameraman and author Ryan Simkin and Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis reveals QUITE the inneresting anecdote of Paris Hilton and her supposed drug smuggling ways!

Apparently Joe asked Simkin to deliver a Camel cigarette box with cocaine and ecstasy to Paris Hilton during a photoshoot for Seventeen magazine. The token of Joe's appreciation was for her upcoming trip to Europe.

Simkin writes:

"I asked if she was flying private, and she said, 'No, commercial.' And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic."

Hilton's rep declined to comment.

So scandalous!

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73 comments to “Paris Accused Of Smuggling Drugs In Her Vajay AGAIN?!”

  1. 1

    Damn how big is her vagina? She must do kegel exercises, or whatever its called lol.

  2. 2

    how big is her vajayjay? gosh..

  3. 3


  4. 4

    I believe it. Bitch can fit a carton up there.

  5. 5

    OMG this broad is a mess. She needs REHAB asap.

  6. 6

    how about the dogs in airport?

  7. 7

    well, it's probably stretched out enuf…..

  8. 8

    I think she's a nasty smut! How the fuck can she insert a cig box up her cooch with ease??! That's disgusting on so many levels. And another thing, how feint out can the bitch be to get high??? I feel sorry for that cigarette box…that shit now has Herpes! Lmfaoooo

  9. 9


  10. esj says – reply to this


    I wish during her trip junkies, Paris had the luxury of meeting hungry, drug-sniffing pitbulls. It would have been a treat to see her STD-infested coke-snatch chewed up by these canines!!!

  11. 11

    An entire cigarette box up her cooch?

  12. 12


  13. 13

    Don't believe it!

  14. 14

    my moms been doin that through mexican borders for years, ur so behind on trafficking perez..if it had ta do with lil debbz snack foods, u'dkno tha fo-one-one tho..

  15. 15

    The useless ugly sea hag could fit a kilo in that nasty snatch.

  16. 16

    um, no. no matter how much of a slut she is, nobody can just stick a pack of ciggs up their vagina without significant discomfort. it has sharp edges for chrissakes. and it's big & wide. she probably just put it in her underwear against her vagoo or somethin.

  17. 17

    Ummm…. I know I cant fit a cigarette case up my Coo and I had a kid!
    What, your Bishtoony really does extend that much that you dont mind shoving stuff up there when your a enormous slut? I guess… Congrats on being such a lady Paris. I'll have to make a mental note to cross the street if I ever see her, lest a dirty ladies bug decides to jump. Finally everyone is seeing her for what she is… now when is she going to do hard time?

  18. 18

    she could just as easily have put a football up there at the same time.

  19. 19

    She also was smuggling her Bentley in her Vagina too. Room enough for a box of camels a Bentley and a table for 6. Although a little wet….

  20. 20

    Guess Paris won't like the full body x-ray screening machines - imagine the screeners surprise when they see a box in her box!

  21. 21

    I'd bet it's true. Never made sense to me how she could party all night, and not be on something. And it's pretty well documented that she's not a big drinker, so there's got to be something.

  22. 22

    Don't believe it either!
    Bit far fetched and if she did the actions - she was probably joking!
    She's cool - pretty & always nice!
    Those who ..and wow… get so angry… are just jealous, poor, nobodies : )

  23. 23

    i can see the whore doing it

  24. 24

    I bet she could smuggle a kilo up there.

  25. 25

    Sounds like a bullshit cash-in to me to be honest.

  26. 26

    what couldn't she fit up there?

  27. 27

    All of her luggage could fit up there as well.

  28. 28

    So, mario, you can use all kinds of foul language on your site, but you have to write vajay! Why don't you just write vagina? This is the medical term, so why is it so wrong to use it?

  29. Wheel says – reply to this


    I would have loved to have been that camel box : ).

  30. 30

    hm, at German airports your body is X-rayed….and you can SEE EVERYTHING then whats up there in your body…. :-)

  31. 31

    Hope she gets the TSA body cavity searches every time! She might met her future life partner that way-you "go" Paris!

  32. 32

    Re: emlovr – Lets just say she probably had worse in there .. lol

  33. 33

    She must have a mighty big flexible snatch to do that. I wonder exactly how much it can hold, can she put some luggage up there so she does not have to pay extra for check ins.

  34. 34

    Just because it was delivered to her in a box of Camel cigarettes, that doesn't mean that is how she will be putting it into her vagina. I am sure she takes it out of the box and puts it in something a little more "flexible" before sticking it up her hoo ha.

  35. 35

    Loose vajajay!

  36. 36

    canyon crotch should be cavity searched whenever she goes to the airport, but the airport would probably have to give their employees hazard pay.

  37. 37

    she'll be needing surgery to take that coke out of her if she keeps on doing that or she'll have an infection. oh Paris you act like an innocent twat but your stupid in so many levels. but that's what happens when you have lots of money you get away with everything 'cuz if it was one of us at this time we've already been in jail for a while.

  38. 38

    Now… everybody here knows that this whole story is totally made up, right? You don't believe the world is flat, now?

  39. 39

    Re: Size2Kay – Kegeling tightens your vaginal muscles, not the opposite.

    Well, she's loose enough that's for sure… she is famous for being a slut, after all.

  40. 40

    True or not, i'm not even surprised she would do something like that. LOL

  41. 41

    WTF?? How big is her vagina?..It takes me a bit of an effort to get a tampon up there and she can stuff a cigarette box in there in 2 seconds flat??!!!
    Holy Hell

  42. 42

    wasn't she afraid it would fall out of her gaping poo-na-nee???

  43. 43

    Lies. No woman would EVER insert a cigarette box into her vaj considering how sharp and uncomfortable the edges are - just total lies here.

  44. 44

    I bet if she quit doing coke she'd get all fat and stuff. She should have random drug testing.

  45. 45

    She can fit an entire carton up there?? I wonder what she looks like when she walks, I bet she waddles like a penguin.

  46. 46

    I believe it.

  47. 47

    They also found a 12 pack of beer, a vintage bottle of Dom Perignon, a carton of cigarettes and the tv remote control changer.

  48. 48

    I hope the drugs rupture inside her nasty cun*t the next time and she OD's and dies. She is a waste of space.

  49. 49

    I think it's so funny that people are surprised by this. That's an old trick gals have been doing for decades - hide the stash in the maxi pad or put it in a condom up your butt or hoohaa. It's not a new thing she invented. I'd bet chicks do this by the hour at LAX. I'm just sayin'…

  50. 50

    It's obvious you are NOT familiar with female anatomy. THIS proves you didn't even go to health class in elementary school.

    the bitch will fit a cigarette box up there the same time you fit a piano up your butt.

  51. 51

    Next thing you know she'll be putting poor Tinkerbell the chihuahua up there, and treating that vajayjay like it's the new "status bag".

  52. 52

    Re: fizzobizzo – your comment just made my day XD

  53. 53


  54. 54

    Whether this story is true or not is debatable considering both parties involved. But honestly, where do you think the females stash their drugs????? Do you think cops just find it in purses and pockets and all the polite places to store things???? Only in a perfect world!

  55. Wrenn says – reply to this


    I'm sure she can hide the entire columbian drug cartel up that puss.

  56. 108 says – reply to this



    I don't think you're really in a position to comment on the intelligence of other people since you can't even spell the word 'dumb'. (In case you were wondering, you can't spell these words either: annoying, piggy, posting, piece, should, anus.)

  57. 57

    This old has-been. So nasty that she is old and still doing this crap. She is disgusting

  58. 58

    Perez could you learn how to spell INTERESTING. Damn, hate it every single time you spell it wrong.

  59. 59


  60. 60

    explains her face

  61. 61

    LOL…that's funny. She does drugs…and hides it in her vag…. honestly, why is this still news? It's not amazing.

  62. 62

    Well, one thing's for sure: Paris Hilton will never be fly again anywhere without a whole lot of latex finger fucking happening before boarding.

    And I don't think that she necessarily meant that she would insert the entire cigarette carton up inside herself. lol. I would think that she instead meant that she'd play vagina-mule for the contents within. Who knows how much stuff was actually inside the carton.

  63. 63

    This is what happens when Americans make a dunce who made a sex tape famous. It's the same with the Hordashians, friends of Joe Francis too. She's a dumb, 30 year old high school drop out druggie and skank.

  64. 64

    don't believe a word that dbag says

  65. 65

    Re: Size2Kay – Uhh no, keagle exercises TIGHTEN it not make it looser.

  66. @v@ says – reply to this


    So how is it that Paris is exempted somehow from going through the full body scan?

  67. KBGD says – reply to this


    Re: ladyolivia – aren't camel cigarette packets soft? probably wouldn't be that much of a problem for her if it was scrunched up into a cigar shape. Definitely not if it was a hard edge pack.

  68. 68

    sounds more like a trunk that a vagina

  69. 69

    I'm surprised it didn't fall out on her way up to the plane.

  70. 70

    I'm sure she could fit a carton in there.

  71. @v@ says – reply to this


    Well, you've sure buzz-killed HER travel plans. Had a falling out?

  72. 72

    noone can put a box up there

  73. 73

    I bet with all the action it's had, it could probably house a large jet, a huge cruise ship, and there would still be room for more.