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Snooki Snickers To Stand Trial…For Being Annoying!

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This could be a really rough turn of events for Jersey Shore lovers everywhere.

Over the summer, our beloved Snooki Snickers had a few too many helpings of Ron-Ron juice with her morning pickle one day and ended up wandering out into the Seaside Heights sun, terrorizing her fellow guidettes and landing in jail.

Today is her trial hearing and should the judge find her guilty of the charges of disorderly conduct, being a public nuisance and criminally annoying others, she could go to jail! Standard procedure is to charge $3,200 and 30 days in jail!

Oh no! Is that really necessary? It was all for the sake of entertaining television, after all!

To quote the majestic swamp princess: "I'm too pretty to be in jail!"

Agreed! How's about we call this charge a double-bagger and forget all about it?

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19 comments to “Snooki Snickers To Stand Trial…For Being Annoying!”



  1. 1

    That sucks. But that's what you get when you party with stupidity!



  2. 2

    no, I could name 10 girls that really are too pretty for jail and snooki is not one of them……….



  3. 3

    YEAH JAIL….or a good old fashion hanging would do.



  4. 4

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    Hmm….

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    …so Snooki's gonna stand ON a "trail"?

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    Or is she going to stand a "trail"…UP?

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    I just don't dsee what the headline has to do with the C&Ped article.

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  5. 5

    She's so wonderful. A role model for America's youth and a guidepost to a happy future. I like her best when she wakes up drunk and screws all takers.



  6. 6

    she got arrested, that's the price she has to pay for being a SLOB in public. You're a hypocrite. You chastise everyone else when you report about their crimes but because you "love" snooki she should get a slap on the wrist? the law is the law. Maybe they will let her bring her 8 million stuffed animals in the cell as part of her "special treatment". girl is an annoying dog and she deserves to be knocked down a peg or two.



  7. 7

    Snookies the epitome of the American dream.



  8. 8

    DOES THIS GIRL REALLY THINKS THAT SHE'S PRETTY!?!?
    …wOw!
    DON'T LET YOUR (15)MINUTES OF FAME,GO TO YOUR UNATTRACTIVE HEAD.
    SELENA GOMEZ IS PRETTY,
    CLAUDIA SHIFFER IS PRETTY,
    NAOMI CAMPBELL IS PRETTY,
    ANGELINA JOLINE IS PRETTY,
    SANDRA BULLOCK IS PRETTY,
    ECT…..(YOU GET MY POINT)!

    SORRY,SNOOKS, YOU JUST DON'T FIT INTO THAT CATAGORY!



  9. 9

    they all are annoying JOSIE SHO DOUCHE BAGS. you really need to be bored,stupid and drunk to watch this show.



  10. 10

    Too pretty to be in jail? LOL She must be dillusional she is butt ugly, short, fat and Orange! throw away the key!



  11. 11

    Pretty? She looks like a duckfaced garden gnome.



  12. 12

    death penilty



  13. 13

    We need to clog up the court system to find her guilty of this?



  14. 14

    What a waste of tax payers dollars. She is going to trial over something so ridiculous but Paris Hilton gets caught with pot and blow on her and NOTHING happens. She was out of jail in 3 hrs and standard is 24 hrs. UNREAL..



  15. 15

    Wow, its always the less attractive ones who's stuck up smh



  16. 16

    When are they going to charge you for that offence Perez ? Re: Curious Yellow – Is it because she reminds you of your mommy dearest ?



  17. 17

    Re: Curious Yellow

    LOL!!!



  18. 18

    Fidget should be deported to Chile.



  19. 19

    I am from Argentina and I keep complaining about our trashy TV. But these reality shits and their "stars" make me see that there are even worse things out there.
    But it's a paradox since the same country that has some of the best things seen on TV, has this worshipping to emptiness and violence and for people that's gonna be forgotten after this is over.