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Snooki's Shitty Community Service! Literally!

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We guess it beats going to prison - but not by much!

This morning, Snooki stood before an uber snooty judge and received her punishment for being a sloppy, drunken mess on the syringe laced shores of Seaside Heights. The judge sentenced her to two days of community service, on top of forking over a $533 fine. She's lucky she wasn't in California. Arnie would have made sure there were at least two more zeros at the end of that! ( $19 billion budget deficit, remember?)

Anyway, turns out that Snooki Snickers has already fulfilled half of her requirement. Last Sunday, she volunteered at the Popcorn Park Zoo in New Jersey. Her job? Cleaning out animal cages.

In other words, scooping poopies!

Eww! Yucky!

And also, HA! That really sucks!

Thankfully, she doesn't have to go back as according to the judge, she'll spend her second day with animal control at the Shore.

Hope nothing shitty comes up that day!

[Image via WENN.]

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9 comments to “Snooki's Shitty Community Service! Literally!”



  1. 1

    good, why shoudnt she pay for her crime if she got left off it would be worse than if lindsey or someone got off, because at least lindsey is a REAL celeb



  2. 2

    Can't we just deport her back to Sri Lanka??
    www.thethrifters.net



  3. 3

    hey dick head, when was the last time you saw syringes on the shore in seaside? right… i didn't think you'd ever been there.



  4. 4

    Perez you are a fucking asshole. You use the terms "Yuky" and "Eww" in relation to taking care of animals, dont you own a dog? Let me guess you have a little cabana boy to do that for you? Reality check I have three adopted pitbulls and volunteer my time at an animal shelter scooping poop. Do you think you are better then me? Thats right I take my sweet time to drive down from the suburbs almost 3 times a week so I can help care for homeless and abused animals you fucking prick.



  5. 5

    Hope she has to do do the elephant's area. that way somebody could scrape her up mistaking her for the pile of crap that she is and toss her out too.



  6. 6

    She went before judges that were ass holes!



  7. 7

    That's pretty funny, to put her in a zoo where she belongs LMAO



  8. 8

    Does everyone not remember that before all of this Jersey Shore madness that she was Veterinary Technician? She's used to poop!



  9. 9

    I must say im VERY upset i didnt no that this was what she was ordered to do.. especially since i live 15 minutes away from popcorn park zoo i would have TOTALLY found some kid to take to the zoo to watch snooki an that poof haha.. love ya snooks