Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
This menace must be stopped! We've posted a photo (above) with the real Joaquin Phoenix on the upper left, surrounded by a few people we think are solid suspects.
A Joaquin Phoenix Impostor has been reportedly making red carpet appearances at the Toronto International Film Festival, and he's been doing it in style.
According to Phoenix's PR team, the Impostor has been arriving at venues by limo with a "massive entourage of security and scantily clad female groupies."
If this is all a hoax, it's a damn elaborate one, not to mention a damn fun one, and we are impressed!
What are your thoughts on the Joaquin Phoenix Impostor?
[Images via Johnny Louis & WENN.]