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John Mayer Becoming A Better Person?

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Could it be? Could Dr. Douche really have turned a new leaf? No Maybe.

Sources close to John Mayer claim that the singer is a changed man, and that after a “bumpy year” he’s planning on “lying low” from women.

Apparently, he’s even abstaining from one-night stands!

"When girls texted him for booty calls, he'd respond ….. Now he ignores them," says the source.

He’s reportedly obsessed with his new Apple product — the iPad, which apparently is his new “late night love.”

Um…bullshit. He gave up women for an iPad? We’ll give him another week before the iPad starts collecting dust and he’s back out there reclaiming the title of biggest douche in the industry!

[Image via Ray Garbo/WENN.]

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33 comments to “John Mayer Becoming A Better Person?”



  1. 1

    No lie, the ipad is addictive.



  2. 2

    Perez, just because he kissed you once (during a drunken stupor I am quite sure) and now he won't even come near you if you paid him doesn't mean you should always say hateful things about him on your website. Yeah, I like going to your website, but there are times where I could kick myself for being entertained by a VERY BIASED blogger as yourself!



  3. 3

    He's admitted having sex with men. Why doesn't he come out already? I'm confused.



  4. 4

    Back in his early days as a performer he was kinda geeky but he had soul–and thats what made his music likeable. Now he's just a jerk-off with a guitar who screws anything with a hole and then wears a smug look on his face about it afterwards. Hard to believe so many women let this guy have sex with them when they know he's such a turd.



  5. 5

    Wow. This has to be the WORST picture of him ever. WTF? When did he get so hefty/hideous?



  6. 6

    john mayer is actually a really chill guy. you're just slandering him now.

  7. Dusss says – reply to this


    7

    I adore John Mayer! He is hilarious and he makes great music.

    But… didn't he say the same thing about a year ago?



  8. 8

    Agree, he's a douche and if he gave up women it was not for an ipod, try the gay bars!



  9. 9

    He is gross ! And, stupid !



  10. 10

    Does he FUCK guys .. ? He has a gut on him the size of Vermont ….gay guys expect waaaaaaaay better ! Ewwwwwr !



  11. 11

    He has slept with guys - Jennifer Annistonfatassopoulous ! That counts, No ? !



  12. 12

    Re: Be-Atch – LOL @post#10, he took the cake when he sucked face with none other than PEREZ on New Years a few years back. All in front of his then GF Jessica Simpson. =)



  13. 13

    Obviously, there is a great field out there if you want to become a 'source' Now, just how to you get a well known celebrity to spill their guts about EVERYTHING to a 'SOURCE' ( I mean do Sources wear a namebadge that says Source?). and just who pays Sources? But in reality, I can see some people talking to rags, bloggers, etc. for the right price, BUT, how long would they last in Hollywood? It would not take long to figure out who is the one spilling stories from a set and I would think they would become basically BLACKLISTED. and if this was a 'friend' of the star, the star, again would figure that out soon enough and wave bye bye to the perks of being with said star. SO, when Perez, E!, etc, says SOURCE, how many of these 'source' stories are total bullsh*t?????? 50% ? 75%? 99%??????????



  14. 14

    Looks like he is channeling Springsteen here, Yes?



  15. 15

    My boy got game. Don't be jealous Perez. I saw him in concert recently and he could charm and sing the pants off anyone. Can't blame a boy for having game.

  16. esj says – reply to this


    16

    This time @perez I hate to say it but i agree with you. John is an unredeemable douche. One of the things i regret is buying his 2 albums which i threw away. He treats women like dirt!



  17. 17

    That wont last long



  18. 18

    Re: #Cejers – fucking gross!! he sucked face with perez!! well fuck it good for you perez.



  19. 19

    wth are you such a douche to him perez?

  20. Daily says – reply to this


    20

    What a load of bull$hit. Sounds like his publicist is still trying to fix his douche bag image. Isn't it about time for him to come out already?



  21. 21

    I'm on the iPad right now. It's not all that great to be on it all day everyday. I would much rather be smooshing (jersey shore) than messing around on an iPad.



  22. 22

    I thought I just read he was re-hooking up with Jen Aniston? I think she just got horny and knows who's good in the sack, so she went looking for a 1-nighter with someone she was already familiar with that could fulfill her….uh…appetite, so to speak. He got into such deep doo-doo after bragging about his conquests and even telling the whole world what each woman was "like" to some rag-mag, that he was just grateful for any nookie he could get, besides groupies, so him and Jen hooked up for a day or two and now both are feeling better again and are waiting on the world to change!!!



  23. 23

    Re: #Cejers – He's not "hefty" OR "hideous"!!! Are you blind or something??? He's hot; as hot as ever, and I love when he lets his hair get a little long and scraggly! I would love to get it all tangled up in my fingers!!! I think you're just jealous cuz you;re such a beast!



  24. 24

    Re: #Cejers – You're just an idiot! I think u must be jealous that he gave a big kiss to Perez, and you wish that would have been you!



  25. 25

    Re: Be-Atch – John Mayer is NOT gay, nor does he have a "gut" on him! WTF wrong with you????



  26. 26

    I find this guy cocky and arrogant and those are two really bad qualities in a human. Also it speaks when Jennifer Aniston picks someone like this. I think she's a huge dope addict. I heard that years ago. That's how she is so skinny.



  27. 27

    im only mediumly attracted to him and thats saying something because im attracted to most men…the reason im only half attracted is yes i like his voice but no i dont like the sloppy clothes he wears ashton should give him fashion lessons ashton always looks hot



  28. 28

    Mayer is such a loser. There will always be gay guys and sluts trying to sleep with him since he is rich. If he didn't have money no one would give this narcissistic asshole the time of day.



  29. 29

    I'm pretty sure that if he had booty calls, the girls would sell those stories to the media.



  30. 30

    lmao @ Mario. You're such a bitter bitch.



  31. 31

    Stick with one lie, dude. Are you suggesting he likes girls now? You missed the chance of working this into a "coming out" piece. Wow. By the way, lay off the blow, I just read something on the site that was incomprehensible.



  32. 32

    I simply cannot believe the number of bitter sex negative prudes on this site. Unreal… Sad.



  33. 33

    wow - to all the JM haters out there, I would love to see you people live your life in view of the whole world, and everything you say deconstructed. Chances are, most people wouldn't last a week without someone thinking they were a douche. Seriously? Cut the guy some slack. He has amazing stage presence, he writes great music (check out the lyrics sometime) and he isn't perfect. Perez ain't perfect either. In fact, on Flickr there is actually a picture of graffiti that says "if I had a 40% chance of getting away with it, I'd slit Perez Hilton's throat" - so see, Perez, you have your haters too. The difference between JM and PH is he is famous because he has talent. PH is famous because he exploits human nature's worst qualities. Not to say it isn't interesting, but it's true.