Could it be? Could Dr. Douche really have turned a new leaf?
Sources close to John Mayer claim that the singer is a changed man, and that after a “bumpy year” he’s planning on “lying low” from women.
Apparently, he’s even abstaining from one-night stands!
"When girls texted him for booty calls, he'd respond ….. Now he ignores them," says the source.
He’s reportedly obsessed with his new Apple product — the iPad, which apparently is his new “late night love.”
Um…bullshit. He gave up women for an iPad? We’ll give him another week before the iPad starts collecting dust and he’s back out there reclaiming the title of biggest douche in the industry!
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