Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
How dare she deny that she tried to destroy his beautiful face! The nerve!
It's been five years since Canadian crazy Aretha Wilson allegedly slashed Leonardo DiCaprio's face with a piece of broken glass, but today marks the beginning of the end for this woman! Though she pleaded not guilty today in El Lay to a felony charge of assault with a deadly weapon, we're confident that justice will prevail and she won't be considered innocent for much longer.
Leo has made it clear that he has no problem testifying against his glass-wielding attacker and on October 13th, he'll get his change as the case goes to trial. If she is convicted (and she will be), she faces up to 7 years in jail!
That's what you get when you damage perfection!
[Image via WENN.]