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Ryan Cabrera Tries To Get Snatch, pAArties With College Kids!

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How desperate!

Ryan Cabrera doesn't have too much to do these days, since Audrina Patridge dumped him and Asslee Simpson changed all her numbers. So the former rocker took a small gig at Western New England College in Springfield, MA on Monday, just to fill the endless voids of time he has at his disposal.

When the show was over, Ryan headed into Boston, where he hooked up with a group of girls from Northeastern. Once the bar was closed, he hitched a ride back with them to their apartment, where he showed off his mad bad beer pong skills. According to one of the girls, Ryan tried to get cozy with her friend so her could spend the night. Instead, she put his lame ass in a cab and sent him on his way. She supposedly didn’t want to take advantage of someone who was that pathetic!

Oh, burn!

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19 comments to “Ryan Cabrera Tries To Get Snatch, pAArties With College Kids!”



  1. 1

    Ouch!



  2. 2

    That hair makes him look like a douche bag.



  3. 3

    don't be jealous that he has talent



  4. 4

    He needs to quit going to Supercuts and book an appt. for a real, big boy haircut. He's too old to be wearing that style for that long. If not, get a Gabor wig and give our eyes a break!



  5. 5

    He did this when he came to my school too. Granted it was a little classier because it was a gated community that I somehow manage to get into. But half the party was college kids who just happened to make their way there. I actually played beer pong with one of his bandmates, and I thought it was hysterical that after their show their "afterparty" was at a location where random college kids can find their way to the house without struggle.



  6. 6

    Hey look, it's Corey Haim 20 years ago.



  7. 7

    okay so basically what you are saying is that "celebrities" (or pseudo-celebs in this guys case) are so far above "normal" people that it is an embarrassment if they go out with them or are seen out having a good time with *God forbid* run-of-the-mill college kids? What a joke. You probably couldnt be more rude.



  8. 8

    Is this a current pic? Is his hair STILL like that? He looks like a moron. Fat too.



  9. 9

    Look at his fucking hair. What a total joke.



  10. 10

    His hair looks much better than yours, an he is at least trying to pick up girls you dick licker.



  11. 11

    ryan is not a loser. do you have nothing better to do?



  12. 12

    Whats wrong with picking up college girls. Sounds like fun to me



  13. 13

    Hey i was at that concert…he said he sounded bad cause he was sick…I think it was a lie.



  14. 14

    yes! so classic. love it my fellow NEU girls, dissing the hollywood creepers.



  15. 15

    Ummm anyone notice the "typo" in this article??? Perez makes fun of other people but he can't write worth shit. Embarrassing…

    According to one of the girls, Ryan tried to get cozy with her friend so her could spend the night.

    Learn to write and stop insulting people. LOSER



  16. 16

    So wait, if he's desperate for hanging out with college kids then what does that make you for drooling over little children like Bieber?



  17. 17

    So?
    But he likes em young Lisa Marie Presley let him boff her 15-year-old dotter. LOL



  18. 18

    Just sent in two pics to Perez of Ryan Cabrera scamming on a bachelorette party in Knoxville.



  19. 19

    lol i love that this is on here…those were my ex roommates when i was living in boston. lol she texted me that night after it all went down