Twiggy The Water Skiing Squirrel!!!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
I have personally seen Twiggy and she is AWESOME! She's got a custom made trailer too. What a life!
are you kidding with this site?
PLease Please PLEASE take off that cat on the toilet advertisement. It grosses me out when I go to the Teddy site. I had to close it when looking at the squirrel pics, Just could not take it!
This clip is OLLLDDD
Sick thing you don't know…. I saw "Twiggy" last year. Her trainers sat and told stories about how squirrels reproduce and how Twiggy is hot and ready. To Little Kids?!?!? It's a bit Fucked up
Oh and PS…. This is like the 17th Twiggy. This shit has been going on forever. Slow "Cut and Paste" Day I take it?
No, its animal abuse. This site seems to find that amusing.
Costumed creatures, eye lined cats, how is this "amazing"?
How do you people think these helpless creatures are taught to do this? They ask to learn? Wake up. What childish morons.
Wow! It only took you FOUR YEARS to get this BREAKING NEWS clip on! No wonder no one comments any more. How much has your readership fallen? You should have sold out when you got the offer!
I'd hit that.
Why name the squirl after an amazing Guitarist?
TWIGGY RAMIREZ FTW!!!
But ehhh This squirl aint' so bad LOL
OLD NEWS YOU FAT FUCKING SACK OF SHIT JESUS CHRIST TWIGGY THE WATER SKIING SQUIRREL HAS BEEN AROUND FOR LIKE 20 YEARS