Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
It was a quick death, to be sure, but frankly, one that needed to happen. It was weighing her down too much.
During a press conference for her new movie Burlesque, she said:
"The creative process that involved Bionic is over, I did what I wanted to do and I'm satisfied with it. If the album sells or if the songs are a hit, I don't care and I don't need to know it, I did my part and I gave 100% while I was doing it, and I'm proud of this work…The creative process is my thing, I'm an artist and once something is over, I look forward for what is next, and I don't look back."
If that is how you want it, we'll try to oblige…until the next horrendous single comes out later this month!