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Angelina Challenges JWoww To Z-List Celebrity Boxing Match!

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How desperate!

We guess a certain Staten Island swamp donkey is feeling the cold, throbbing thud of irrelevancy knocking at her door!

Jersey Shore's Angelina, the self-proclaimed Kim Rob Kardashian of Staten Island, has agreed to fight in a Celebrity Boxing match, and wants her opponent to be our gurl JWoww!

She says:

"I've been asked to do it and I'm so excited. I want to beat the sh*t out of someone. I don't care who I fight, but I hope it's JWoww in the ring. My mom taught me to fight. She is so beautiful with a perfect body. She has a six pack and a black belt in Karate. I have beaten the sh*t out of so many people. Girls always start it with me, so I just have to punch them in the face."

Well ain't that something?!

Sorry, bb!

We imagine that JWoww has some other, much brighter career prospects to focus on! Or maybe she's just enjoying the paycheck from season three of Jersey Shore!

Yo know, that show that you got your pancake ass fired from!

Bwa ha ha ha ha!

Sucks, bitch!

[Images via WENN.]

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23 comments to “Angelina Challenges JWoww To Z-List Celebrity Boxing Match!”

  1. 1

    I would actually like to see Sammy and JWow duke it out and nothing would make me happier than to see Sammy flat on the ground face first…Jwow should have kicked her ass since we all know she could…knock some sense into her, she is so stupid words can't even explain.

  2. 2

    shes crazy. jwoww would ruin her

  3. 3

    JWoww would anihilate her

  4. 4

    who gives a rat's ass about these two fame-whores?? or any of the other cast members for that matter! they are all a bunch of losers whose 15 minutes should have been up before they even began! SHEESH!

  5. 5

    Karate people don't just around pounding the crap out of other people for no reason……………………

    Ain't she something??? She is soooo proud to be a dirt bag. Just another example of how people think all NJ folks are like this—-

  6. 6

    wooh wooh wooh she's a lady…….woh woh wooh she's a lady,……..

  7. 7

    Jwow could just bitch slap her down with her tits.

  8. 8

    Don't insult Rob Kardashian like that.

  9. 9

    Re: hawtmomma – apparently you do.

  10. 10

    They could both kick perez's ass

  11. 11

    I saw this episode of "When I was 17" on MTV the other day…it was JWOW's episode. It showed her in her black belt (yep she is a black belt in reality) kicking some ass. Ba Bye Long Island Poser!

  12. 12

    Re: heartaspirit – ummm..no not really…I am just sick to death of seeing stuff about these losers everywhere….and f.y.i….posting a comment about the morons doesn't mean I give a fuck about them. Get your head out of your ass…it's called having an opinion..and if I wanted yours, I'd give it to you. Fuck off!

  13. 13

    Re: heartaspirit – fuck off….who asked you?

  14. 14

    I would love to see Angelina get her ass beat by JWOWW! Team JWOWW all the way!!!!

  15. 15

    I'd love to see that, too, only because Angelina would get her ass kicked by JWoww.

  16. 16

    "My mom taught me to fight". How lovely! Hope JWOWW has better things to do, since she's employed and you were FIRED!

  17. 17

    This will be bigger than any Muhammad Ali match combined LOL I'd pay my whole weekly paycheck to see Jwow destroy that disgusting Harpy. BRING IT BRING IT!!!

  18. 18

    LOL @ her quote…if she actually said all that shes a lot dumber than i thought

  19. 19

    Ew … angelina needs to GTFO.

  20. 20

    ange is so fakeee

  21. 21

    Jwow is a fucking whore-DISGUSTING PIG

  22. 22

    i think if sammi and jenny duked it again, with no one braking it up. jenny would fuck a bitch up…

  23. Ayiio says – reply to this


    JWowww by KO in short time .
    Sammy vs Jwoww would be so much better . We'd finally see Jwow fighting slutty sammy for real this time .