Brie Larson is the real MVP!
While presenting the Best Actor award to Casey Affleck at the Oscars Sunday, the actress very pointedly didn't clap for the actor as he took to the stage to accept his award.
And people definitely noticed!
Why does this not surprise us??
He was sent to a local jail, but was released after turning in his weapons and a signed confession.
Of course, Spencer wasted no time in making some sort of whacked-out statement to the public:
"As part of my spiritual cleansing I've spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person. I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive. As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport. It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way. On an unrelated note, I'm not allowed in the country anymore — but that's because of the chicken incident."
Living alone in the jungle?? Living off the land?? More like vacationing at Heidi's Costa Rican villa.
Arrested in Costa Rica. If I knew the gov't was Team Jacob, I wouldve kept my mouth shut.
Costa Rican jail smells like children's tears. And soup. Delicious soup.
We have nothing left to say.
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]