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MISSING: John Mayer's Twitter!
Absolutely devastating news!
We don't know how or why, but John Mayer's Twitter account has gone missing!
Perhaps he himself had an epiphany and is turning a new, tweet-less leaf! Or maybe Twitter decided he was a liability and shut that bitch down!
However, we think we all know what really happened: the account finally was overwhelmed by its own douchiness, and imploded in on itself, ceasing to exist forever!
Ha!
Good riddance, bb!
P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez, who is still on Twitter!
P.P.S. CLICK HERE to "like" Perez on Facebook!
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oh well. he'll be back.
Maybe he killed himself too !!! That would be AWESOME !!
Talk about the douche calling the kettle black. Now if only YOUR account would disappear the world would be a whole lot less douchier.
Mario you are the biggest douchebag of all time!!!
Still upset Mayer won't screw you, Perez? You're the biggest used tampon out there. You make fun of underage girls and call guys who kiss you as a pathetic joke douchebags. You (and that a-hole who wished Mayer committed suicide) are sad pathetic excuses for human beings. At least Mayer wants to be a better man. You can't even be a man. You put other people down constantly to make your fat ugly self feel better. No wonder most of Hollywood hates you.
Oh well doesn't matter to me cause i wasn't following him anyway. ewwww i hate that guy.
I wonder when he'll cum out of the closet.
LOL!
great picture
I know that my wish shall come true, because I know that you're going to die a pathetic, lonely, bitter, hating, spiteful, non-fucked asshole.
John Mayer is a very smart guy, he's very current, not pretending to be anything else but himself, on the other hand, you irritate me with your craving to be someone you're not.
You're no diva, you're just a pathetic celeb-wanna be and I can't believe that I even have an account on your fucking snarky bathibial blog.
I fucking hate you for hating Mayer. and I hate you for what you represent.
LONG LIVE JOHN MAYER.