Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
This shiz just gets weirder and weirder!
"He began to think, 'Who is my friend? Are you here because I'm this big? Are you here because you like my personality?' You turn more to animals as they don't know that. They love you for who you are. Bubbles became a human - he became one of us. He ate at the family table just like we do with a knife and fork. Michael would dress him in designer clothes. He had his own nanny and he was the sweetest politest thing you could possibly imagine."
The chimpanzee had his own nanny?!
Yeah, that's all we're going to say about that.
And what the fuck is up with LaToya these days? It's like she's either rambling about Bubbles or investigating her conspiracy theories about Michael's death!
Soon she's going to be saying that Bubbles orchestrated the entire thing!