C'mon! How are you going to tell us that you haven't been sperminated by Javier Bardem?! Look at you!
Penelope Cruz was spotted filming scenes with Johnny Depp for Pirates this morning in Puerto Rico, sporting a bump that is undeniable! Either the movie is taking a radical turn in story or she's got a bun in the oven! That certainly isn't a big lunch!
U see it, right?
[Image via Mavrix Online.]