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Danielle Staub has pledged to reveal her true sexual orientation on her new imaginary spin-off television show.

So far, the Real Housewives of New Jersey star has only hinted about her orientation and has let people come up with their own conclusions, which is really just a pathetic way to seem mysterious and therefore, relevant.

When asked about the "truth," she said:

"You're going to see the truth of my sexuality revealed. I don't like labels. I consider myself an incredibly stable human being…I have to keep that for my show. That's something I have to save. I didn't give it to Andy [Cohen, Bravo host] or anyone yet. I think it's going to be a really nice element to add to my show. I mean Helen Keller can see what Lori and I see in each other so I don't think it's any secret but I'm not confirming or denying anything."

Yawn! Who the hell cares?!

How about you and your lesbian superstar, whose name escapes us because she really isn't a super anything, just set sail on a lover's cruise and then never come back!

Don't worry about your kids. We're sure there are tons of better homes for them to be adopted into. Off the top of our heads, we think we heard of a nice family that lives next door to San Quentin prison. They're sure to be much happier there than with you!

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23 comments to “As If We Didn't Already Know…”



  1. 1

    Wow…..she is the worst of the worst. Beautiful people and defenseless animals die everyday, but DStaub continues to roam the earth.



  2. 2

    she is one UGLY bitch!



  3. 3

    I love her, her daughters are so beatiful and you can tell they have had a great mom to guide them. leave her alone. Im a hugh fan……



  4. 4

    Total loser. No one cares.



  5. 5

    What I don't get is why the world goes ballistic on dads exhibiting bad judgment or behavior (Tiger Woods and Jon Gosselin to name a couple). But then this woman is allowed to endlessly make a salacious public exhibition of herself with barely any concern for her two young daughters. (I mean, other than people saying, "Oh those poor girls…"). Jon Gosselin was vilified, lost a tv show and nearly lost any custody of his kids just for essentially wearing Ed Hardy in front of his kids. And Tiger Woods, while not a great husband, didn't necessarily get head from truck stop waitresses while his kids were in the bck seat of his car.

    But then Danielle Staub can flaunt her parental "unfitness" with such gusto? And she maintains ANY contact (let alone, custody) of her kids? Those two girls are minors like all the other kids are minors. If a MAN were behaving anything like Staub, he'd lose custody (and probably even visitation rights) for a while.



  6. 6

    I like here….at first I didn't but she seems like she is a lot of fun….and her kids are the best behaved out of all those other spoiled ugly girls….She has beautiful children and she truly cares about people….she just has tough skin…..Go Girl!



  7. 7

    Re: rico35 – I totally agree with you Rico Hope she reads these posts



  8. 8

    I wish this dumb CRAZY bitch would go the fuck away. I cant stand this lying ass freak. She is so ridiculous. He ex should have pulled the trigger when he had the gun jammed in her vajay jay.



  9. 9

    she's 2010's version of Cruella Deville. I feel so bad for her children.



  10. 10

    Please don't put her face on your website. I makes me ill.



  11. 11

    "lesbian superstar whatever" should have her gay card revoked for going along with this.



  12. 12

    lori michaels (danielles new gf) used to be my dance teacher about 7 years ago and she is just such a nice person. shes so caring and helpful and loves to perform for people. she deserves SOOO MUCH BETTER than danielle staub. i dont know what shes thinking, i hope shes only doing it to get her name recognized.



  13. 13

    Didn't she just make a sex tape with a guy? What lesbian does that?



  14. 14

    Does anybody else notice that big lump in the middle of her forehead?



  15. 15

    Look at her shabby real hair sticking out! She is so awful!! Like anybody cares about who she's doing….its mind boggling. She is so nasty.



  16. 16

    ….as for her daughters, they are young…but they definately are affected by their mother and thats prob why their father is fighting to have custody. The older daughter is quiet but there is a rage within.



  17. 17

    Danielle Staub - you are at the mercy of your google alert, pathetic whore.



  18. 18

    Hey I take offence to that. I grew up in San Quentin and it is FAR to nice a place for the prostitution whore. Beautiful views. Really.



  19. 19

    For everybody that says that her kids are the best behaved, well of course they are, they never know what kind of shit storm their mother is going to kick up ev ery two seconds. Jillian looks just absolutely terrified and Christine looks just sad. She's a good mother? She put her daughter on national t.v. in the gynocologist's office to warn her about STD's? No, thyat won't be embarrassing. She makes not one but two porn tapes in her house which can freely be seen on the internet and her classmates aren't going to bring that up? These kids are trapped in a world with a narcissist. They are an accessory to her ego and nothing more. The reason that the father has not won custody is that he obviously doesn't give a shit, and that is the saddest thing of all. Just go away Danielle! You represent everything that is wron with today's society. Anybody that pays any attention to any new show that she might have is contributing to the dumbing down of America. Gee, do you think she is USING Lesbian Superstar whats-her-name? Of course she is. She'll dump her when she goes back to men. She is the most selfish centered person I have seen on t.v. in a long time and that's saying something. Go the fuck away.



  20. 20

    Lets see, Several marriages. Several porns with men. Asking Kim G on rhonj "in our next life let one of us return as a man". You idiotic troll, even if you're sleeping with Lori whatsherface it doesn't make you a lesbian; considering you would sleep with anything that would advance your pathetic existence on this earth. Honestly, does it take a stable person 48 years to figure out her own sexuality? I really don't need to point out all of your unstable qualities. I honestly can't imagine any two gay advocates exploiting their sexuality as you two have. It's sick. You're no friend of the gays.



  21. 21

    Re: gessie – Children with unstable parents tend to be very level headed. That's not a normal childhood. Kids make mistakes. That's how they learn. They won't learn anything from watching moms mistakes. She has stole their childhood.



  22. 22

    my pitbulls cuter



  23. 23

    I CANT WAIT2 SEE HER SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!