Danielle Staub has pledged to reveal her true sexual orientation on her new
imaginary spin-off television show.
So far, the Real Housewives of New Jersey star has only hinted about her orientation and has let people come up with their own conclusions, which is really just a pathetic way to seem mysterious and therefore, relevant.
When asked about the "truth," she said:
"You're going to see the truth of my sexuality revealed. I don't like labels. I consider myself an incredibly stable human being…I have to keep that for my show. That's something I have to save. I didn't give it to Andy [Cohen, Bravo host] or anyone yet. I think it's going to be a really nice element to add to my show. I mean Helen Keller can see what Lori and I see in each other so I don't think it's any secret but I'm not confirming or denying anything."
Yawn! Who the hell cares?!
How about you and your lesbian superstar, whose name escapes us because she really isn't a super anything, just set sail on a lover's cruise and then never come back!
Don't worry about your kids. We're sure there are tons of better homes for them to be adopted into. Off the top of our heads, we think we heard of a nice family that lives next door to San Quentin prison. They're sure to be much happier there than with you!
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