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Nothing Better To Do, John Malkovich?

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When we think of the scrum-diddly-umptious men that could/should play Casanova on the stage, John Malkovich doesn't even make the loooooong list.

Still, a new Austrian theater production has chosen John to play the iconic 18th-century womanizer in The Giacomo Variations, an operatic play that will feature the music by Mozart.

When asked about his role in the project, John would only say that "it's the closest I'll ever get to realizing my boyhood dream of being in the Vienna Boys' Choir."

Um, okay then. Still think they could have found someone a bit more, um, attractive for the role!

Just saying!

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24 comments to “Nothing Better To Do, John Malkovich?”



  1. 1

    Do you not remember him in Dangerous Liasons? The man was pure sex! Sure, he is older now and not "traditionally" handsome, but he is an amazing actor and I think will be great in the role. His intelligence and talent make him EXTREMELY sexy!



  2. 2

    For someone as fugly as you, you're so freaking vain. A womanizer doesn't rely on his physical attributes. It's all about the swagger baby…he can be ugly as hell and if he got swagger..trust me..woman will find him irresistible. Plus I take good acting vs good looks anytime.



  3. 3

    Once again your lack of literary knowledge or any knowledge shows. Malkovich is a great actor. You would have him replaced by one of your wooden pretty boys with no talent just so you can imagine having a lover. Keep dreaming.



  4. 4

    hes an amazing actor i think he can pull it off he has something some kind of pizazz i might do him



  5. 5

    John Malkovich is my number one sexiest actor hands down. I dont care how old he is. None of my friends agree with me but I'm fine with that.



  6. 6

    LIke you??? He is an actor stupid! He will act sexy.



  7. 7

    I think he rocks, and he's still very sexy. Unlike you Perez.

  8. fiona says – reply to this


    8

    He is a sexy magnetic man, and makes the pretty boys look like eunuchs. He is also one of the finest actors ever.



  9. 9

    What Sherielf said.
    I saw the movie after I'd studied the book and when I learned he was playing Valmont I was like "Oh hell no!" but he was bloody brilliant!



  10. 10

    Ever heard of stage make-up … works well!



  11. 11

    I haven't read the original literature regarding Casanova but from what I do know he was a master at seducing women, but not necessarily fantastically good look; you don't need to be a studly hunk to get women into bed, you just have to know how to push their buttons.



  12. 12

    Perez, for the life of me I can not understand why you are still in business. Who would you rather see in the role? " Zacquisha"? Get with it. John Malkovich is a perfect choice.



  13. 13

    John is one of my most favorite actors to watch. Not everyone is attracted to someone based on looks. I find myself to be really attracted to him when he is on the screen.

    I'd rather watch someone who can act rather than someone who gets a job based on looks.



  14. 14

    All I'm going to say is that you should watch what you say, because you clearly have no idea what your talking about.
    John Malkovich is SUCH a fantastic actor!.. he's not the sexiest in my opinion… but he can definitely hold his own.
    Seriously, just shut up.



  15. 15

    Perez, you need to pull your head out of pop cultures ass and realize that there is "literature", "culture", "theater", and "high art" where people are judged by the merit and quality of their talent not the firmness of their ass or amount of albums sold. I still love you but sometimes you're a fucking moron.



  16. 16

    John Malkovich is brilliant!!



  17. 17

    In real life - I don't know (him), but the people he portrays are usually steaming hot. Wish I had the time to travel to Vienna.

  18. @v@ says – reply to this


    18

    Oh, you just watch. He cleans up well, but playing Casanova is so much more about wiles than appearance. It's not what you've got, but what you do with it.



  19. 19

    Great actor but gives off a creepy vibe. Probably has bodies in the basement.



  20. 20

    this man is an GREAT actor and I have not doubt that he could play the part of a womanizer, he already has! women see beyond looks whereas it sounds like you men are all about looks. I do have to say, I don't know how he comes off on stage but I would love to see a film version!



  21. 21

    you're not the best person to be talking about looks… he's sexy in his own way, some people are not necessarily super hot, but are still very sexy.



  22. 22

    Malkovich is intellectually hot & enormously sexy. Michelle Pfeiffer jumped all over that for a while. I'll bet anything the man is hung like a horse.



  23. 23

    You have a very small mind Perez. It's not always about looks. It's about he ACTING SKILLS! Malkovich is one of the best actors of our time! Let's face it: You don't know theatre. You're stuck in your little Hollywood celebrity world. And you wouldn't know good art if it bit you in the ass!



  24. 24

    hes creepy