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This isn’t going to end well.

Wu-Tang-Clan founder, RZA, will direct and co-star in The Man With the Iron Fist, a movie that he’s been developing for years with Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth.

RZA feels confident that Crowe is perfect for the part. “I won’t spoil it for you, but Russell’s gonna be the baddest man alive," said RZA. “That man is in fighting shape. That man will knock you out.”

Aren’t kung fu fighters supposed to be quick and nimble? Russell Crowe’s bones creak with every move he makes!

[Image via Lia Toby/WENN.]

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11 comments to “Downgrade, Russell Crowe!”



  1. 1

    Crowe is also box office poison these days - another good reason to give him the body swerve!



  2. 2

    OK, which of the Perez writers is on the job today?
    Stupid comments on Crowe and even stupider comments on Malkovich…
    Naturally, Malkovitch will play the aging Casanova, not the young one.
    Oh, and Perez, Crowe, à 46, looks way more nimble than you.



  3. 3

    criteria

    1. yelling 10/10
    2 screaming 10/10
    3 phone throwing 10/10 (good shot by the way)
    4 screwing meg ryans and his own career 10/10

    hes a great actor he was fab in the boxer movie i would say he can pull this off if he keeps his ahole side under control and just channels it into the show



  4. 4

    expect Disney/Marvel to have something to say about this, they have a comic book character their making into a movie called "The Iron Fist" about a white kung-fu master



  5. 5

    Perez report the facts. Stop the hating!!!!!!



  6. 6

    He is the over weight pig that publicly made fun of American women.



  7. 7

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!!!?!?!
    Russel Crowe is the man, hes the fucking gladiator



  8. 8

    Re: RoseRed
    The facts?
    Are you brain dead?

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    9

    Writing reviews before a movie's even made is akin to fortune telling. Slow day?
    Acting is about skills, not about your personal preferences.



  10. 10

    Re: Aileen (Canada)

    Box office poison?? Are you kidding? His last movie Robin Hood was a huge success.



  11. 11

    I just hope that Russell punches you in the face one day, Perez. You thought Wil.I.Am was bad, he's got NOTHING on this guy.